Simile's, Metaphors, Punchlines... Rhyme.

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i found god in a bottle/definition of a holy sin
my family made up of demons/and im next of kin
 
when vexed i lose it my text'll leave bruises
bring death to crews cos im dead lee like bruce is
 
Ill write my name in grafitti on ya brain walls so youll allways remember it
The only way youd win this battle is if i didnt enter it
 
im the biggest in the galaxy like david beckham

diss me and your fuking dead like necrophiliacs

if your justin rockwell im justin credible

you've been patiently waiting for many men like a homosexual fifty cent

im deadly raw like alexander litvienkos sushi

your drop dead ugly like mo mowlam

i flip letters better than carol vorderman
 
i like old school music.. this new **** is to wack
im like OJ, i love taken me some throwbacks...

idk.. im not a rapper.. but it made me laugh
 
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diss me and your fuking dead like necrophiliacs... that was dope Bud B,big ups

We'll keep ya head in clouds like 747 jetliners
Trick off emcees turnin they heartrate to flatliners
Keep the music grimy and dark as a prostitutes eyeliner
Stay Underground like dead people and coal miners
 
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im like oj working at k-mart and im slashing prices,

i flip letters like vannah white (thats the line you shoulda used bud)

i rap presents and deliver verbs and wordplay for birthdays,

i flip words like old woman playing boggle
and make bad decisions like wearing beer goggles

is your name jim cuz i just snapped into you
 
I got more flava than a pack of lifesavers,can serve you Now or Later
Act up on tracks like juveniles with bad behaviors
 
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nah vannah white is some us ****

im uk....carol vorderman

ill come before u like the letter t < ive posted that before aint i?

i put my heart in this, got flames like an arsonist
come dive in the talent pool the lake of piranha fish
the barmiest pharmicist nastiest narcist
i target kids cartilidge with my cartridges
so im always in the **** like farmers is
ive mastered this, living like martyrs live
in the gaza strip needing an armoured crib and guards and ****


when i spit a rhyme if you diss you die
cos i got rhymes sick enough to make hitler cry
that isnt a lie, im just being real and true
ill just tell him germanys been filled with jews

BLAHBLAHBLAH

ive made so many nice punches over time but i cant think of them

i leave my comp ****ed like a horny bill gates

leave the comp ****ed like cyber sex

so far its a been a top year i hope it doesnt stop here
weve had both kate moss and richard hammond get ****ed on top gear!
^ kate moss/coke - richard hammond car crash on top gear

i got more presence in the sack than santa

you got less presence than peasants

your straight whack like heterosexual masturabation

your way to whack like manuals for masturbating

you beating m'es a ****ing stretch like raping elastic

etc..
 
Inhale my flow in ya sinus like angel dust

Your a square tryna hang in hip hop circles

Forget 5 mics rate me 3 X's cuz my my rappins phonographic

I shoot my seed into airwaves so i can f--k the eardrums of listeners


Bud comin wit it,nice ones dawg lol
 
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i 'hang' around terrorists like saddam hussain

the police are the devil, check with a mirror

^666 - 999
 
i write out like sharpie

i spit lines and split time like a broken clock

artificial and mathmatically sweetened and ur numbers dont equal
im flavor and season one, ur second and no one likes the sequel,

i see like the third letter of the aplphaebet

i was cold so your girl gave me a warm jack it
my
 
ill make you history just so america has some

^me vs us emcee

im not killing time but your get murdered....watch
 
my music is hot so i got a sweat band

your days are done and your weak too(week too)

your days are numbered like a calendar

got beef, ill see u 2 like you catered bono's band tour,

i burn walnut cd's cuz u can see deez nuts
 
like a magic marker i reign permanent in rap tournaments
til my name is written in constellations across the firmament

i vowel to take the oath to rhyme constanant

lot of emcees spit jargon babble,i rearrange words on the fly like scrabble
 
Gutty502 said:
my music is hot so i got a sweat band

your days are done and your weak too(week too)

your days are numbered like a calendar

got beef, ill see u 2 like you catered bono's band tour,

i burn walnut cd's cuz u can see deez nuts
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that u2 seemed like a flip of my:

ill kill u2 and i dont mean bonos band

erm...

i chew on calenders and spit for (4) days

it will take u 14 days to beat me...your two week

talking testicles speak less bollocks than you

i want my semen licked by a nice toned chick, a decent *****
i find peace with spliffs so i wanna die stoned like jesus did

put my thoughts behind bars like they prisoners

ive seen better structure at ground zero

your never fly high like afghans after 9/11
 
Im playing Russian roulette with 6 bullets what's my chances?
Even though its been played out and reenacted
several times: I'll take it on the chin
I guess its lyrical suicide I confide in
 
Bud Bunner said:
that u2 seemed like a flip of my:

ill kill u2 and i dont mean bonos band

erm...

i chew on calenders and spit for (4) days

it will take u 14 days to beat me...your two week

talking testicles speak less bollocks than you

i want my semen licked by a nice toned chick, a decent *****
i find peace with spliffs so i wanna die stoned like jesus did

put my thoughts behind bars like they prisoners

ive seen better structure at ground zero

your never fly high like afghans after 9/11
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im hungry enough to invite the mansons for dinner

im running out of patience like dr shipman

think your beat me with words your wrong
only mercy i know is dr kevorkians mercitron

why the **** would i want a girlfriend
i just come and go like a failed trend

on wax your lifeless like madame taussads

im felt more than stevie wonders furniture

ill cum on a dictionary, bring words to life <- i then heard immortal techniques line and scrapped this one

you beating mes a ****ing stretch like raping elastic <- i just did this one didnt i?

you wouldnt cum-pete if you sexed jordan <- jordans husband is called pete

you could clone yourself and not get a W

so many i cant think
 
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i smack emcees in the face like a hand full of aftershave

flow so sharp i cut my own throat from spittin razor sharp quotes

its the truth heres proof i get loose when i be rockin this
change mic booths to phone booths like im Superman flyin thru ya Metropolis
 
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i need weed like some fiends and junkies
cos i get through the trees like monkeys
 
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