Name rappers & other celebs that you would like to slap for the hell of it.

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Desire Inspires

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The whole Lupe/Keef thing has got me to thinking; there are a lot of celebrities that need to be slapped, at least metaphorically. Name famous folks that need a quick open hand slap or backslap across the face.
 
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yo do your thang man. you are complaining here about what you think we are doing wrong, but you got no idea how much some of us are working.
 
im not taking it personal. just see that you are talking about who's what doing wrong instead of focusing on doing thangs that everybody is doin wrong
know what i mean?
 



Cee Lo:

I don't recall, ever graduatin at all
Sometimes I feel I'm just a disappointment to y'all
Every day, I just lay around then I can't be found
Always asked to give me some livin life like a bum
Times is rough, my auntie got enough problems of her own
Nigga, you supposed to be grown
I agree, I try to be the man I'm 'posed to be
But negativity is all you seem to ever see
I admit, I've done some dumb shit
And I'm probably gon do some mo'
You shouldn't hold that against me though(Why not?)
Why not? My music's all that I got
But some time must be ingested for this to be manifested
I know you know but I'm gon say this to you I...
Get high but I don't get too high
So what's the limit 'posed to be?
That must be why you can't get your ass up out the bed before three
You need to git up, git out, cut that bullshit out
Ain't you sick and tired of having to do without
And what up with all these questions?
As act as though you know somethin I don't. Do you have any suggestions?
Cuz every job I get is cruel and demeanin
Sick of takin trash out and toilet bowl cleanin
But I'm also sick and tired of strugglin
I never ever thought I'd have resort to drug smugglin
Naw, that ain't what I'm about
Cee-Lo is just continue travelin his route
Without any doubt or fear
I know the Lord ain't brought me this far so he could drop me off here
Did I make myself clear?




Big Boi:


Well, uh, git up, stand up. So what's said, you dickhead
See when I was a youngsta, used to wear them ****in broke Keds
My mama made me do it, but the devil, he made me smart
Told me to jack them weak ass niggaz for they ****in Starters
In the middle school, I was a bigger fool
I wore with tank tops to show off my tattoo, thought I was cool
I used to hang out with my daddy's brothers, I call them my uncles
They taught me how to smoke herb, I followed them when they ran numbers
So in a sense I was Rosemary's baby
And then, I learned the difference between a ***** and a lady
Hell, I treat 'em all like hoes, see I pimped 'em
***** never had my money, so I never whipped 'em
See all the playas came and all the playas went
A playa ain't a gangsta but a playa can handle his shit *****
You need to git up, git out, git somethin
Smoke out, cuz it's all about money, money, money
Yeah I said it, a nigga sportin plats and a Braves hat
I hang with Rico Wade cuz the Dungeon is where the funk's at, boy
I'm true to Organized, cuz they raised me
I'm also down with LaFace cuz L.A. Reid, yeah, he pays me
And it's cool
Yeah, real cool, get paid, fat pocks and all that other fat shit like
that, ha-ha




Big Gipp:


Alot of people in my past tried to do me, screw me
Throw me over in the fire, let me get chunky in charge
Like a piece of one of your spirits, got the mutants mind
I'm gettin paranoid and steady lookin for the time
It's eight in the mornin and ain't nobody up yet
I got my long johns, get my coat and throw on my ball cap
I'm headed out the door, to get off in my ride
I'm diggin through the ash tray, hopin to have a good day
I had Jamaica's best and when I light it up, I hear a voice in my head
(You got to git up, git out and git somethin)
Now I know it's on, my day is finally started
Back up in my crib, eat my shit, break out quick, in my slick
'84 Se-dun-Deville, steady bouncin out the point to Camerton Road
The valley of the Southside flow
Everybody know about that killa that we call blow, so
Keep your eyes peeled for the 'cover unit
Cuz they know we're jumpin out a black Chevy truck and want trues to fall
Here come the Red Dogs, I'm bustin out around the corner in my hog
Dippin from the area, I'm scared
So one of these ******* might wind up dead
Cuz I have no time for bail. **** Clampett cops. **** Elgin Bail
And crooked ass Jackson, got the whole country
Thinkin that my city is the big lick for 96
94, Big Gipp, Goodie Mo, Outkast, a vision from the past
Hootie Hoo...my white owls are burnin kinda slow

 
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I had this dream that I was in guitar center or somewhere looking at music gear......and Drake just happened to be their for some reason. He saw me and walk over to me. He had the shaky woman tone like his feelings were hurt.....talking about..."man...I don't appreciate all the hating you been doing on me......I'm just a young man who became successful at what I do..sure I'm not the best ever or whatever...I'm nowhere on your level lyrically.....and I may not be this gangsta image that you may be hip to...but man....can you atleast be supportive enough of me to just leave me alone. Common is not my problem....or any other rapper who wants to diss me....it's you. For some reason you really get me worked up man......just please man...leave me alone."

In the dream I had tears in my eyes and shit.....I mean he said this shit all emotional and shit like I really be hurting his feelings. So we hugged and man it seemed like we would be buddies or some shit. lol! We were cool as hell.

I woke up laughing my ass off. Young nigga at work was playing nothing but Drake on the job.....pissing me off...young ass nigga. lol! I had to let him because he usually plays all of that old school shit we all like. I mean we never ask him to play or not play some shit.

So......I see some shit on the VMA with 2Chainz and Wayne performing....I'm all hype and shit like these dudes doing this shit.....2Chainz looking like an old ass man with bad knees trying to hide the fact he hurting and shit. Bet that nigga smelled like cologne and ben-gay...ole "icy hot" face ass. They showed Drake in the crowd man.......looking gay as hell......wanted to slap the shit out the dude. Got damn......get you some nigga swag about yourself...got damn.

Drake would be that dude in school I would eventually just slap the shit out of and feel bad ass hell about the shit. He seem like that type of dude that hang around us and try to be like us....but catch him around them soft dudes talking all speech class and shit....all gay with it to. So he would eventually come around talking niggerish like in an acting class "be more urban" type of role. And my involuntary muscles will just make my open palm go across his face...come down with it like Charlie Murphy say. But I would feel bad seeing him cry like his feelings were hurt and shit.
 
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going pretty pedestrian with this but kim kardashian, the perfect bˆcth to beat up while i think about the ones in real life that i wish i smacked around.

 
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lil lody hands down

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I had this dream that I was in guitar center or somewhere looking at music gear......and Drake just happened to be their for some reason. He saw me and walk over to me. He had the shaky woman tone like his feelings were hurt.....talking about..."man...I don't appreciate all the hating you been doing on me......I'm just a young man who became successful at what I do..sure I'm not the best ever or whatever...I'm nowhere on your level lyrically.....and I may not be this gangsta image that you may be hip to...but man....can you atleast be supportive enough of me to just leave me alone. Common is not my problem....or any other rapper who wants to diss me....it's you. For some reason you really get me worked up man......just please man...leave me alone."

In the dream I had tears in my eyes and shit.....I mean he said this shit all emotional and shit like I really be hurting his feelings. So we hugged and man it seemed like we would be buddies or some shit. lol! We were cool as hell.

I woke up laughing my ass off. Young nigga at work was playing nothing but Drake on the job.....pissing me off...young ass nigga. lol! I had to let him because he usually plays all of that old school shit we all like. I mean we never ask him to play or not play some shit.

So......I see some shit on the VMA with 2Chainz and Wayne performing....I'm all hype and shit like these dudes doing this shit.....2Chainz looking like an old ass man with bad knees trying to hide the fact he hurting and shit. Bet that nigga smelled like cologne and ben-gay...ole "icy hot" face ass. They showed Drake in the crowd man.......looking gay as hell......wanted to slap the shit out the dude. Got damn......get you some nigga swag about yourself...got damn.

Drake would be that dude in school I would eventually just slap the shit out of and feel bad ass hell about the shit. He seem like that type of dude that hang around us and try to be like us....but catch him around them soft dudes talking all speech class and shit....all gay with it to. So he would eventually come around talking niggerish like in an acting class "be more urban" type of role. And my involuntary muscles will just make my open palm go across his face...come down with it like Charlie Murphy say. But I would feel bad seeing him cry like his feelings were hurt and shit.
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lmfao :cry::cry::cry:
 
Mdkw said:
yo do your thang man. you are complaining here about what you think we are doing wrong, but you got no idea how much some of us are working.
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You made a thread asking what potential clients should be slapped.
 
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The cameras seem to always catch this dude in a gay moment. Ole "milk and coookies" face ass. Nigga looking like "heeeeeeeeeey you go Wayne."

I got a lot more respect for Drake than I used to though man. He owns a part of a hip hop generation. Props to that dude. Still slap the dog shit out of him though.
 
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-Jay Z for being an elitist snob and letting the dough change him. The last straw was when Beyonce went into labor and they paid the hospital to shut down the entire wing where Beyonce delivered the baby at the expense of other patients who needed medical care also.
-Baby from Cash money & Floyd Mayweather for excessive flossing in an recession.
-DJ Khaled for being too animated at times and "saying we're the best"
-Roy Jones to see if my chin can withstand a great boxer's power.
-Rick Ross for not helping make Trick Daddy revelant again.
-Alicia Keys for getting impregnated by Swizz instead of me.
-Ness from the Band for letting little Fred kick his azz on national tv.
-Memphis Bleek for no reason at all.
-2Chainz for using the word "swag" at 35 years of age.
 
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Kimmy Kardash on that @$$. Nicki on that @$$.....well, not slap I guess, but some stuff I can't say on here.

And Drake, for that VMA getup. He call Elton John the night before for fashion tips?? Like wtf...
 
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