Funniest Sh*t to say after sex

"So um. . . .yea. . . .there are towels on the toilet, go ahead and wash up, you can let yourself out ok?"

"I'm glad I didn't use a condom!"

"I have something to tell you. . . . I have AIDS. . . . .hahahaha!!! Just kidding. . . .but I do have Syphilis, here is some penicillin."

"So I'm going to need $10 gas money to take you home."

"You didn't orgasm??!?!?. . . . .OH WELL!" *Falls asleep*
 
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"Well...not bad"

"What"

"Oh...Jus this penis i bought, i didnt think it would work so well"


"........."
 
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"That sh*t was weak, I shoulda just gone home to my wife."

"I ain't wanna say nothing during...but you got roaches running all around this muthaf**ka"

"I was aiming for your mouth, I didn't mean to get you in the eye"
 
"Why is the kid staring at us?"

"Yeah sorry about that, I thought you was awake"

"I need need you to sign some release forms, you're going to be a star"

"I know i said I'll make you some beats, but girls you can't sing worth shyt"
 
After sex, girl lays on top of guy and stares at his penis.

He asks if she wants more sex.

'Nah', she says, 'I'm just admiring your c*ck coz I really miss mine'

Bahahaha
 
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dwells said:
"Why is the kid staring at us?"
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I guarantee it isn't that funny when it actually happens... I had just busted on this chick and here comes her daughter just walking in the room...

I was like "Who the **** is that?!" and she said her daughter and told her daughter to go watch TV...

I was like what the hell...

And busted her head for $5 for a box of swishers and was out that piece!

Probably scarred that little girl for life... I still hope she wasn't standing there long...
 
JMontez said:
I guarantee it isn't that funny when it actually happens... I had just busted on this chick and here comes her daughter just walking in the room...

I was like "Who the **** is that?!" and she said her daughter and told her daughter to go watch TV...

I was like what the hell...

And busted her head for $5 for a box of swishers and was out that piece!

Probably scarred that little girl for life... I still hope she wasn't standing there long...
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It is funny as hell!! just not for you, the mom, and the child. but the rest of us are laughing.




but this is not funny, and the STD jokes are?
 
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