Funniest Sh*t to say after sex

[biggrome]

Don't tell anybody about this...

 

[biggrome]

Do you mind leaving now?

 

[PermanentM]

spit the most random, non-relevant rap lyric you can think about while ure bustin that nut e.g. "old folks get mugged and raided/crimes are drug related/and we live by the street code that thugs created"
she'll definately give you that "WTF?!!?!?!?" look

 

[biggrome]

Play "Go see the doctor" by Kool Moe Dee...

 

[Wedges2]

"Really thats it?"

 

[Santana187]

And boom goes the dynamite...

 

[skillz]

"Your sister was better"

 

[Red Scare]

did you come???

-1-

 

[Caine3078]

What was your name again?

 

[Xabiton]

When I was 17 I told a chick she had to leave kuz i had to go to the post office to pick up a package and my female friend is the jealous type who drives a 2 seater whos taking me so gtfo.

another time i gave a chick bus fare and told her how to get to the bus stop.

 

[Dj.Omni.InSta]

"Its not my fault. I told you not to move that fast!"

 

[dwells]

 

[dwells]

yeah, we are all going to hell....


and on that note:

Dear Heavenly Father, we lower our heads before you and we confess that we have.......

 

[biggrome]

I never want to see you again.

 

[dwells]

"You know this was just a booty call, right?"

 

[skillz]

"For some reason your mom's tighter than you, any ideas?"

 

[[F_or_DEAF]]

"how much do i owe you?"

 

[dwells]

"how much do i owe you?"

that is funny. I actually did that once. but I owed her money for gas. this was back in high school. it was funny as hell, she was pissed! and I didin't know why, like I said it was funny

 

[JohnnyBoySuperman]

After your done having sex, lift up the covers and sniff and then say "OH THAT REMINDS ME....Wanna go to Taco Del Mar?"

 

[lilro]

"Hey my psychologist was wrong. It doesn't hurt me emotionally to knowingly have unprotected sex whilst having AIDS."



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