Ok fine Biggrome you wanted to see what chord theory can REALLY do? Im callin you out

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I have finally achieved perfection.

AHAHAHAHAHA. Are you serious my dude? FALL BACK.

JUST the other day you were asking how to achieve "dark brooding chords like on the juelz/wayne mixtape", not knowing the notes of the lines you cited nor the basic synthesis used in those songs to get there (sawtooth wave with high sustain and release)

Are you serious with this? Perfection? You gotta be on one if you're thinking you got it. This is below average my dude... I think ANYONE can tell you that. Fall back. seriously.
 
lol I ain't gonna stop altogether. Probably have a few pints at the weekend.
 
AHAHAHAHAHA. Are you serious my dude? FALL BACK.

JUST the other day you were asking how to achieve "dark brooding chords like on the juelz/wayne mixtape", not knowing the notes of the lines you cited nor the basic synthesis used in those songs to get there (sawtooth wave with high sustain and release)

Are you serious with this? Perfection? You gotta be on one if you're thinking you got it. This is below average my dude... I think ANYONE can tell you that. Fall back. seriously.

I guess you didnt read the thread.

Let me ask you this though. If I made you laugh.. shouldnt you be thinking: wow this guy is pretty funny.

Why instead are you so worked up? It was a joke, understand it was a joke. Now get over it.

If I had put a disclaimer first like "the following is a joke"

would you have laughed as hard when the line "i have achieved perfection" sunk in?

I swear, for some of you I gotta do my humor "by the numbers" style.
 
Takes about a month for your brain to readjust and make the chemicals alcohol used to substitute for....

... when you fall off the wagon though, you fall hard, lol. The wagon actually backs up over you and does donuts and then burns rubber on you too.

one day you'll think - I'll just have one... then it's a wrap....

That sounds like its from personal experience. I expect a biggrome story to back it up.

I made you a present, Rome, I hope you like it...
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I guess you didnt read the thread.

Let me ask you this though. If I made you laugh.. shouldnt you be thinking: wow this guy is pretty funny.

exactly - I was thinking that you're pretty funny and you did make me laugh - under the pretense that you were dead ass serious with your post. It sounded pretty serious to me, until people came out in the thread and told you what they thought. Honestly I couldn't tell you were joking -
 
exactly - I was thinking that you're pretty funny and you did make me laugh - under the pretense that you were dead ass serious with your post. It sounded pretty serious to me, until people came out in the thread and told you what they thought. Honestly I couldn't tell you were joking -

Ok well other people who have known me for like a year now knew lol.

I have contributed a variety of things to this site for a long time and people know when I am joking. Thats why my threads get a lot of views because I am either dropping knowledge, or playing a joke on people who are too uptight for their own good.

when you see a bunch of weirdos lining up to hate on me for abstract reasons, they are actually puppets on my string. For every one person that hates, theres like 50 others who are watching and laughing at them for being clueless and uptight. Its kinda like the beetmaker vst thread. Youre either in the know or youre a victim.

Its an insult to me anytime people think I am that stupid because obviously I drop a lot of psychological knowledge and multi cultural musical opinions so for someone to try to act like I am dumb is trying to force the issue and they are immediately suspect of hate.

In the past people used to quote my posts a lot, until it happend so much that it kinda became tacky to jock me all the time, but some people who werent around then still come at me like I am some idiot.

People see things. People notice. Dont act like I am not smart. Dont act like I am not funny. Its kinda low key now because too much is too much. But that doesnt change the weirdness of the fact that some of the very same people who hate on me, secretly know in their heart of hearts that I am a low key trendsetter and leader and that people are influenced by my words and opinions.

Thats where the real hate is actually at. People cant stand that I am extra attractive, and on top of that am obviously a brainiac, and on top of that I have a sense of humor that makes people crack up, and on top of that I still get attention and respect from non haters... people cant stand that combination. They want to see me fall and fail.

All I can hope is that the real cats out there can relate to my struggle.
 
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But that doesnt change the weirdness of the fact that some of the very same people who hate on me, secretly know in their heart of hearts that I am a low key trendsetter and leader and that people are influenced by my words and opinions.

...i found thaat funny. Dude just stop, i know u think your the ****, i mean you may get a lot of women, u may be funny why the hell would i care tho, this is the internet and i would kill myself before i was jealouse about someguy on the web.

I think you need to realize ppl dont hate on you because they think your a trendsetter, or extremely attractive like you say, its because your so damn cocky with nothing to back it up, im better then you but i dont have any links to my music so i dont say that often, so how bout you act like the rest of us and we wont have threds like this and maybe we will all get better then we can all be coccky assholes when the time is right:cheers:
 
^^ um... its not that simple.

Making music or HHop isn't rocket science, but making songs that people choose to listen to are a whole different story.

Like someone can say: "here I made a song"

OK good for you. Thats not too hard.

But for someone to say: "here I made a hit song that people enjoy so much that they love it and want to spend money to hear it in concert and on their iPod"

That right there is the big picture. Anyone can read about rocket science and learn the formulas, but there are no formulas for making a song people will love/listen to. You cant buy love. The only way to make songs like that on purpose is to understand your audience which is made up of complex human beings and almost infinite variables affecting what they like and give their attention to. Stuff like that you cant learn, only feel. Its an art and a science, not just a science.

At this junction I could be cliche and challenge you two to post something you've ever done, and then clown it, but I wont.

There you go rome...I read through this entire post to find where/when he would finally admit it.

I have a strong feeling that RSE finally understands that there are things that theory just aren't going to teach you.

Everyone else read this who was in that same boat, who couldn't grasp what we were saying when explaining that music theory is simply a language...not the art itself. English is a language...but it isn't poetry. You have to take that language, make sense of it, and then turn it into art. There isn't a book on that...it's just taste. And the only way to develop taste is by LISTENING. Listening to advice, criticism, and of course...more music.

RSE, I read another post by you where you basically were saying you find it hard to judge or critique your own material and not fall under the symptom of loving your own music when it really isn't as good as you think.

Well, I definitely can understand that, I think we all do. But what's up with the theatrics? Someone mentioned adjusting your attitude and would be beneficial...I have to agree. Here is why based on facts...

Yes, you are right on the money that you are your not good at critiquing your material, which was proven when someone told you about the hard panning and you simply dismissed it until someone else went into further detail about your choirs. It was ridiculous panned hard. I don't see how you didn't notice except that you probably have phasing issues in your listening environment. Which means more than ever I would definitely try to get other ears to help or change your setup.

(btw, I'm not saying I am good or better at any of this...just saying I've been there so I'm just trying to help before you dig yourself even deeper holes.)

Also, you mentioned only making music when you're inspired or not being able to without having that inspiration. Again, that is another area that music theory is not going to get you out of.

However, there are non-music theories that I have that can help.

One of them being, when you do something you don't want to do, you learn a lot more by doing it than when you do want to do it. Which means...

If you were to sit down, with no inspiration at all, at your keyboard or cpu whatever, you will notice that your brain almost immediately starts to build its own music theory. This is something that is more difficult to do when you are "inspired" so to speak because inspiration usually happens when the brain picks up on something it sees or hears on the outside world and just tries to imitate it.

So, what that means, when you ARE NOT inspired, you are simply having a problem finding something to imitate into your music.

Here is how to solve the problem...it's creativity at its purest and it's how I make better music than most people I know, if not everyone ;)

Get to work completely uninspired, and your brain will automatically crank into a creative gear. It will be a low gear when you first start. But eventually, you get better and better and better as your brain develops its OWN music theory that is tailored only to YOUR playing ability (and the capabilities of all that software you said you bought).

Another benefit this is going to have on your music is that you aren't going to put up with the bs. There will be no rules, no laws, no how tos because you aren't imitating anyone (you are subconsciously), you are simply laying down what is inside of you with no inspiration but the sounds you decide to pick for each part.

That solves yet another problem that I believe you have...SOUNDS. I mean I think, or I know that you have better sounds. I think it is important for any digital producer to really get into programming and sound design. It sounds technical but it's not at all.

I'm talking about layering, filtering, eqing, compressing, phasing, widening, distorting, everything you can do to a single sound that turns it into something else...something that YOU think sounds good. Forget everyone who says don't do this or you need to do this to get this. Hear for yourself, bro. I personally design all of my sounds and bring them together like an orchestra or band when it's time for me to compose. I make everything from the drums to the pads to the lead and develop a certain mood by creating sounds that go together instead of spending countless hours searching for that perfect sound that doesn't exist yet because you haven't learned to create it.

So, the big attitude adjustment here would be to stop procrastinating and get to work. Which doesn't mean go out and read a music theory book so you know your scales. It means, get in front of your instrument of choice and start making music. You can always go back and fix it later so don't worry about perfection yet. You may one day get to the point that you can mix as you compose, but until then just worry about the music itself. Get technical when you have it laid out in front of you.

Another thing...This thread is how many pages long? And it got you what? 4 helpful responses?

Stop fooling yourselves thinking you gotta be a douche or be fake in any way to get your music heard.

RSE, I had plenty of respect for you to legitimately check out your music had you posted up a link to your music without the dramatics. And I kept reading your other posts like you were trying to play it down and it just wasn't working. You said what you said so you got a dozen pages of crap and a page of what might have been three or four pages of quality feedback had you asked for it.

I think everyone who did comment would have also commented with a critique instead of bs if you chose the better route.

Being online is cool because you get to create a whole other identity for yourself other than your physical one...why make your digital one a douche? ...yeah I get it, you were just kidding around...but look at how many people didn't get it. That's the digital world for you...we can't see your facial expression or hear your tone except for the people who have read enough of your posts.
 
I guess you didnt read the thread.

Let me ask you this though. If I made you laugh.. shouldnt you be thinking: wow this guy is pretty funny.

Why instead are you so worked up? It was a joke, understand it was a joke. Now get over it.

If I had put a disclaimer first like "the following is a joke"

would you have laughed as hard when the line "i have achieved perfection" sunk in?

I swear, for some of you I gotta do my humor "by the numbers" style.

...And you wouldn't have to explain this bs over and over again...what a waste of time. I'm wasting my time too because I should be making a song lol. It's all good though.
 
That sounds like its from personal experience. I expect a biggrome story to back it up.

Oh, I quit for awhile... about 7 months... I felt great! Didn't miss it or anything (because I was taking amino acids).

Then I went home to VA to a family reunion and pretty much was surrounded by it at every turn, lol.

So as the night wore on.... I decided to have one... then another one... then another one... can't remember much after that...

It's a weekend thing for me now... not even that much.

I only decided to quit / cut back because everytime I would turn on the TV... somebodies life was getting ruined over something alcohol related... I decided to stop telling myself "Oh, I can handle my ish..." instead I started asking myself why I wanted to handle that ish...

I can almost say that I don't drink... I just don't have the blockers up now though, if I want some I'll have some. I didn't drink at any of the holiday parties.... AND PEOPLE LITERALLY GOT MAD AT ME! I mean it became a topic of conversation lol. People were saying stuff like "I'm leaving, Rome ain't drinking..." then the occassional "Are you sure you don't want anything, cmon..." I said NOPE!
 
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Oh, I quit for awhile... about 7 months... I felt great! Didn't miss it or anything (because I was taking amino acids).

Then I went home to VA to a family reunion and pretty much was surrounded by it at every turn, lol.

So as the night wore on.... I decided to have one... then another one... then another one... can't remember much after that...

It's a weekend thing for me now... not even that much.

I only decided to quit / cut back because everytime I would turn on the TV... somebodies life was getting ruined over something alcohol related... I decided to stop telling myself "Oh, I can handle my ish..." instead I started asking myself why I wanted to handle that ish...

I can almost say that I don't drink... I just don't have the blockers up now though, if I want some I'll have some. I didn't drink at any of the holiday parties.... AND PEOPLE LITERALLY GOT MAD AT ME! I mean it became a topic of conversation lol. People were saying stuff like "I'm leaving, Rome ain't drinking..." then the occassional "Are you sure you don't want anything, cmon..." I said NOPE!

lol I had that same **** Christmas 2008, I just wasn't in the mood for drinking and people were giving me the evil eye and ****, I was pretty much waiting for someone to start some **** and the fists to fly.

Its like people can't have a good time unless everyone is drunk and making an idiot of themselves.
 
^^ nova thanks for the reply. I think theory is important to know. It's not the sole thing. It's a part of the complete puzzle. As a producer, I believe one should know a lot of music from the present and the past, how to use all 4 or 5 major daws, know music theory, and understand the audience. All the extra stuff like feel or rhythym or hearing the music I have plenty of. What I need is technical skills becuase my natural abilities and instincts are all in place waiting for me to learn theory and engineering dynamics to let them all loose on the playground.

As for my attitude, Its not fake or real, but rather a caricature of myself and the readers expectation of what my character will do or say next. Anyone who is smart enough to take it at face value for what it is, a dramatization of the human condition and various cliches, can laugh and realize I am just painting a portrait of a stereotype. That's why you laugh. There's a parallel between my character and people in general. It's like almost the things I say are art in the form that it's meant to inspire reactions from people. So you can either be the test dummy or you can be a spectator. Either way it gets views.

In the meantime I am quietly learning this craft for fun in my spare time when I am not busy living the life most of you wish you were living.

Don't forget that I flip more biatches than a bike at the x-games. I got a big head for a reason. I'm cocky as hell for a reason.

The ones out there who are not only not cocky, but hate those who are, have zero reasons to be cocky. Why be cocky when you have nothing but the balls in your hand and a love for technology.

You're obviously not popular, you're obviously not athletic, you obviously don't get attention so over the years, you thought that was normal.

Then when someone like me comes from a completely different paradigm and you see me shining, being all cocky, swagged out, talkin all kinds a sh1t then backing it up with pictures of my epic-ly muscular body which I worked pretty hard for, (I say pretty hard cuz roids helped with the shortcut) and of course you're gonna react. But the reaction is sad.

You haters just made me sad.

I forgive you guys though. I understand your malfunction. I understand why you are weak.

Just remeber that I will always be the Alpha male.
 
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^^ nova thanks for the reply. I think theory is important to know. It's not the sole thing. It's a part of the complete puzzle. As a producer, I believe one should know a lot of music from the present and the past, how to use all 4 or 5 major daws, know music theory, and understand the audience. All the extra stuff like feel or rhythym or hearing the music I have plenty of. What I need is technical skills becuase my natural abilities and instincts are all in place waiting for me to learn theory and let them all loose on the playground.

As for my attitude, Its not fake or real, but rather a caricature of myself and the readers expectation of what my character will do or say next. Anyone who is smart enough to take it at face value for what it is, a dramatization of the human condition and various cliches, can laugh and realize I am just painting a portrait of a stereotype. That's why you laugh. There's a parallel between my character and people in general. It's like almost the things I say are art in the form that it's meant to inspire reactions from people. So you can either be the test dummy or you can be a spectator. Either way it gets views.

In the meantime I am quietly learning this craft for fun in my spare time when I am not busy living the life most of you wish you were living.

Don't forget that I flip more biatches than a bike at the x-games. I got a big head for a reason. I'm cocky as hell for a reason.

The ones out there who are not only not cocky, but hate those who are, have zero reasons to be cocky. Why be cocky when you have nothing but the balls in your hand and a love for technology.

You're obviously not popular, you're obviously not athletic, you obviously don't get attention so over the years, you thought that was normal.

Then when someone like me comes from a completely different paradigm and you see me shining, being all cocky, swagged out, talkin all kinds a sh1t then backing it up with pictures of my epic-ly muscular body which I worked pretty hard for, (I say pretty hard cuz roids helped with the shortcut) and of course you're gonna react. But the reaction is sad.

You haters just made me sad.

I forgive you guys though. I understand your malfunction. I understand why you are weak.

Just remeber that I will always be the Alpha male.

you say your cocky for a reason, but ive never seen anyone be cocky over the internet. jus to tell you it makes it hard to believe that you really have self esteam and your cockiness can be backed up instead of used to block how insecure you are when you have to keep reminding ppl on a forum that you have all the ladies, muscles, and friends in the world.

give it a break
 
^^ nova thanks for the reply. I think theory is important to know. It's not the sole thing. It's a part of the complete puzzle. As a producer, I believe one should know a lot of music from the present and the past, how to use all 4 or 5 major daws, know music theory, and understand the audience. All the extra stuff like feel or rhythym or hearing the music I have plenty of. What I need is technical skills becuase my natural abilities and instincts are all in place waiting for me to learn theory and engineering dynamics to let them all loose on the playground.

As for my attitude, Its not fake or real, but rather a caricature of myself and the readers expectation of what my character will do or say next. Anyone who is smart enough to take it at face value for what it is, a dramatization of the human condition and various cliches, can laugh and realize I am just painting a portrait of a stereotype. That's why you laugh. There's a parallel between my character and people in general. It's like almost the things I say are art in the form that it's meant to inspire reactions from people. So you can either be the test dummy or you can be a spectator. Either way it gets views.

In the meantime I am quietly learning this craft for fun in my spare time when I am not busy living the life most of you wish you were living.

Don't forget that I flip more biatches than a bike at the x-games. I got a big head for a reason. I'm cocky as hell for a reason.

The ones out there who are not only not cocky, but hate those who are, have zero reasons to be cocky. Why be cocky when you have nothing but the balls in your hand and a love for technology.

You're obviously not popular, you're obviously not athletic, you obviously don't get attention so over the years, you thought that was normal.

Then when someone like me comes from a completely different paradigm and you see me shining, being all cocky, swagged out, talkin all kinds a sh1t then backing it up with pictures of my epic-ly muscular body which I worked pretty hard for, (I say pretty hard cuz roids helped with the shortcut) and of course you're gonna react. But the reaction is sad.

You haters just made me sad.

I forgive you guys though. I understand your malfunction. I understand why you are weak.

Just remeber that I will always be the Alpha male.

I get what you are trying to say and what you are trying to convey, but bro, what I'm saying is people don't get it and they won't. So there really isn't much else to do but continue to learn to make great music and make great music. These posts mean nothing. Feel me? You can be as cocky or funny or whatever you want to call it on the internet. At the end of the day...what does your music sound like?

At least you are learning and are making your way...I'm just saying I would drop the attitude...it's so unnecessary. I pointed out in my previous post how it had more of a negative effect compared to how this all could have gone without the "humor." There are better ways to get attention.

Heck, I'm doing it right now....
 
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