Better be happy I'm not President. You lazy ass Americans would be whooped into shape!
#1. Yo ass can't quit school and I don't give a fuuck how rich your parents are. K - 12 MFer.....or go to jail. Not your parents...YOU. You old enough to quit...you old enough to be a man. You'll be 39 in the 11th grade because I ain't playing with you.
#2. Yo ass is going to get a got damn job at 14 working fast food. I don't give a damn how rich your parents are....you a bout to flip these MFing burgers. The only way you will be able to work fast food is if your in school and your limit is til age 30. After 30.....yo ass can't work at McDonalds...your too old. Red Lobster and all that shit. I shouldn't see grown ass men sweating over my got damn burger with their sleeves rolled up.....damn sure shouldn't see 3 and for supervisors working. If you ain't got a job....you going to jail got dammit. No job equals a felony FOR STUDENTS! Hate me....IDGAF..............taker you smartphone away.......which leads to #3.
#3. NO GOT DAMN SMART PHONES ON SCHOOL CAMPUS. I didn't have one....you can't either...you lazy bastard!!! Gameboy didn't have internet...wiki........I DON'T WANT TO SEE NONE OF THAT SHIT!!!! You will be in uniform. No skinny jeans, no baggy clothes. Uniform. You got to work in a uniform. You party too got damn much. Everyday is a got damn party. NO....MFER....you are going to love Saturday and Sunday...because M - F....I'mma wear that ass out.....no pedo.
I'm grounding the United States until the people get their shit right....you beggin ass MFers. All you Americand do is point the finger in the wrong direction. Now the presidents are always the blame for our own fuuck ups. A grown man should't be mad if Red Lobster is getting over......YOU SHOULDN'T BE WORKING THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE. Grown ass man bringing back shrimp to the family....playing PS3 and shit......fussing about the economy and that he can't find a job. YO got damn fault.
Take all that shit free shit away....and provide a better jump start for a new generation. Quit trying to make these grown folks happy...they crying for the wrong shit. THey need to cry for a paddle across their grown ass to keep them in the mindset of becoming successful.
Oh yeah....the paddle is back since I'm president. That ass will get paddled....grown folks 40 years old in the 12 grade getting paddled. Don't try to cry child abuse.....it ain't going to work. Don't try to use an excuse that your ass was red for 30 minutes and go to the news. No grown men will paddle girls at all.....but we damn sure testing out teachers for their great ass paddling abilities. I want
champion ass paddlers got dammit! I want to hear pain echo the halls.
You get caught with a pistol.....you ain't getting out of jail. Fuuck you doing with a pistol out in public....LIFE. I don't care if you trying to protect yourself...protect your home. Your fascination with guns stays at your property and the range. Don't like it...get the fuuck out!!!
We ain't giving nobody shit free no more. You MFing Americans are going to learn to use each other to survive instead of compete with. No........no...no....kiss....MY ASS!!! You homeless? Oh no...no more of that shit. It's 30 of yall homeless....yall are going to come together and make something happen. 30 people paying rent. You might have to fight, get mad, hate or whatever with your roommates....but you ain't on these streets.
Yall ain't ready for discipline. It's too late for discipline. Order a "President" like you order a pizza.
President is some powerful shit.