Britney Spears is going to turn into the Hulk and explode the universe. Heres proof:
B-R-I-T-N-E-Y S-P-E-A-R-S: 2-18-9-20-14-5-25 19-16-5-1-18-19
Alternate adding and subtracting each number and what do you get? 10. The 10th commandment states that thou shalt not COVET thy neighbor's wife. Covet is another word for envy. You may be familiar with the saying 'green with envy'. Green is the color of the Hulk. Why the Hulk you ask? Simple. The ancient Chinese believed that every human had an equal-opposite counterpart-- meaning that each human being has someone who asthetically inverse, yet directly internally porportionate. To discover thier equal-opposite, the Chinese used the same number based system. B-R-U-C-E-B-A-N-N-E-R (the name of the Hulk's human form) is 2-18-21-3-5 2-1-14-14-5-18. Same story here-- do the math and you get the number 10-- obviously the same 10 as britney spears because of the similarities in name. 10 is also the number symbolizing the final apocolypse-- as Satan had 10 horns.
Therefore, Britney Spears will evolve into the Hulk and explode the world as we know it. Anyone who doesn't believe me is a non-believing blasphemer who will be punished when the judgement day comes. Leave Britney alone-- mankind as we know it rests on her shoulders.
Einstein is even worse.
"Ein Stein" means "(out of) one stone" in German. Also called "mono-liths".
And we know from the "Odyssey in Space" films that there monoliths on the Moon and orbiting Mars.
Now hear me out, cause the Devil told me while I was pushing stinky chocolate into the crapbox.
Now take E=MC2
(use the alphabet below)
E (5) = M (4) C (3) 2
ok. 5 4 3 2 (1 stone (for Einstein who invented it))
5, 4, 3, 2, 1, BOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!!!!
now you know why Einstein was instrumental in creating the atomic bomb!!!
The Alphabet from 1-9
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9
a b c d e f g h i
- - - - - o
- - - - - x
666 = FOX (!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Fox News is the devil
or the former president of Mexico, who's last name was Fox.
I dunno, but it sounds conspiracyish and dangerous.
Now what was said about Jebus and his comeback?
That he would come like "a thief in the night".
How does a thief break into your house?
RIGHT!!!! THROUGH THE "WINDOWS"!!!! (OMG!!!)
Will I Am Her Yn Gates
"Will I am. Herein (are the) Gates (to heaven)"
See, if you use Windows, Jebus will hack into your comp and then do some miracle. I mean, if that ain't convincing, then I don't know what is.



