Beat Thang - The Future of Music....or the past??

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good point on beats by dre. i know my homie was really trying to get the lap top that had "dre speakers" lol
 
I'm waiting for Krush Groovin' Beat Mangling Timbaland Dre Machine Gun Funk Helmet to show up - "It's all you EVER need! plop on the beat helmet, close your eyes and think of a song in your head and BAM! your midi progression is on the screen! use the built in microphone to cycle between instruments! Just say piano and hear how it sounds with a piano... don't like it? Just say brass! Incredible! The helmet can be yours for only 4,000 easy payments of $19.99!

Stop it. Rofl
 
Don't we have "Beats by Dre" that have NOTHING to do with beats?
Same idea.

exactly...gimmick + propaganda...

BEATS = propaganda

DRE = gimmick

just MY $.02...nobody has to agree w/ my observations, nor am i trying to steer persuade yours...i'm JUSSAYIN'

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"dre speakers"

smh...cats are caught up in the hype; across the board, really
 
Stop it. Rofl

I bet that helmet will be made.

It's going to have outward facing speakers so you can go up to people and say "Listen to this beat I'm thinking of, tell me if you like it. You'll close your eyes, think of the beat and it'll play. The end of piano lessons.

They already have software that forces you to play the right notes...

7Aliens W2 Harmonizer VSTi MIDI Plugin

Think of it like DJ's and vinyl... they probably were never able to imagine the day when they didn't have to physically touch the music they play. Somebody told them "One day, you're going to be able to rock a party with NO RECORDS! you'll have this little thing on your keychain that can hold 5,000 songs and you'll just click on a song on a screen on a little computer..." and they told that person "You one crazy mf, they should lock your crazy azz up... help me get my other 10 crates of records"

before the helmet though, your jewelry will become your mp3 player. Your watch will have a digital screen where you can change the face by touching it to match your clothes and when you push a button all of the songs you loaded into your watch will be visible. The songs will play through your car stereo or ear piece via bluetooth technology. It'll have a video camera, gps and everything... it'll replace phones.

Also around that time, your phone will double as a stun gun. If somebody wants to fight you and you pull out your phone... they azz is grass. 500,000 Verizon Volts. Virgin Mobile will give you unlimited volts for $15 a month. Stun Gun Phone by Motorola. Just don't shock yourself when you answer a call... "Hey Mom,.... aarghghghgaaahhhhhh!!!"
 
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Also around that time, your phone will double as a stun gun. If somebody wants to fight you and you pull out your phone... they azz is grass. 500,000 Verizon Volts. Virgin Mobile will give you unlimited volts for $15 a month. Stun Gun Phone by Motorola.


haha... that sh*t funny
 
The end of piano lessons.

They already have software that forces you to play the right notes...

I played with that before.

Ableton IMO has the best one. I forget what its called but I think a DJ made it...

I bought one of those plugs back in the day...it kinda impeded my workflow....

There is also a trick you can do in FL studio to get a similar result.....
 
I played with that before.

Ableton IMO has the best one. I forget what its called but I think a DJ made it...

I bought one of those plugs back in the day...it kinda impeded my workflow....

There is also a trick you can do in FL studio to get a similar result.....

Yeah the one I posted isn't that good. If you try to play the notes too fast... they cut off the note you just played. I emailed the guy and he never responded... eh. Never even used it to actually make anything.
 
**** that shit. FL Studio 4 LIFE.

Fuk That shit indeed.

Download some kicks and claps, download instrumentals and take everything in the empty parts.

Fuk yeah!

This is how we do it- Montell Jordan voice.
 
Beatthang is the wackest beat machine/ u could buy and the beatkangz dont care about nothin but your money and they dont care about your support the virtual and
the hardware is buggy as hell and when you try to tell them what they need to fix on the thang and they start actin cocky like nothings wrong with the thang when all the users are saying its buggy. they played a bunch of people when they 1st started i was on their 1st site that they took down cuz everybody in the forum was make them look bad complaining about their lies and lack of good support then they started claiming Dallas austin created it lol he did not create that thang............all u need is the sounds the sound designers from dopesound are dope jus get all the sounds as wav and put them in whatever u use thats what i recommend and ive used both the virtual and the hardware the beatkangz are wack!! trust me i will never again purchase a thing from them
 
I would never buy that. Looks like a ****ing toy. I'll stick with my mpd & mpc...
 
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my girl bought me the software version as a part of my christmas gifts because i showd some interest at guitar center. the software is all scetchy/ glicthy. its not easy to use or figure out.the only thing i like about it is the sounds and instruments it has , they are good current quality sounds. the reason i showed interest in it was that i thought i can run it as a VST in FL but it has to be used as a standalone program. when i was first starting i bought the street boxx by the same people (beat Kangz) and i loved the sounds but again you were limited by the function of it and you could not refill the sounds/sample. what you bought is what you got. i did like the portability tho because i would just be on long bus trips just jammin out.
 
these companies should understand that if you sell bread, sell bread, but don't act like you sell spaceships.
 
I will go against the grain and co-sign this piece of software/hardware. Had been eyeing it for quite some time. Got the software version and actually made a few beats w/ it and got to send them to some labels [Hate getting something and not putting it to use]. Then was fortunate enough to get into the studio with a producer who was endorsed by them and he told us he'd call the president of the company to do a demo for us in the studio. After meeting the president and making tracks on the Beat Thang itself, i was FULLY convinced. The sounds people. The sounds are amazing as far as drums are concerned. Instruments we weren't fully into, but the drum sounds are dope. Also the president said something very important to us. This is just a tool for the process. Don't think you're supposed to make a beat on this, and then not take it anywhere else. Export, import into your fav DAW. Just my 2 cents.
 
I will go against the grain and co-sign this piece of software/hardware. Had been eyeing it for quite some time. Got the software version and actually made a few beats w/ it and got to send them to some labels [Hate getting something and not putting it to use]. Then was fortunate enough to get into the studio with a producer who was endorsed by them and he told us he'd call the president of the company to do a demo for us in the studio. After meeting the president and making tracks on the Beat Thang itself, i was FULLY convinced. The sounds people. The sounds are amazing as far as drums are concerned. Instruments we weren't fully into, but the drum sounds are dope. Also the president said something very important to us. This is just a tool for the process. Don't think you're supposed to make a beat on this, and then not take it anywhere else. Export, import into your fav DAW. Just my 2 cents.

is there a way, to open this on FL with out having to save it as a wav, i mean like running it as a VST inside FL.
 
you actually can use it inside of fl studio as a VST, yes. We use it like that in some instances.
 
you actually can use it inside of fl studio as a VST, yes. We use it like that in some instances.

is there a way you can explain it to me or via pm? thats the reason i got it but couldnt figure out. i like the brass in there as well as the drum samples are dope.
 
dude mev i kno the creator of this beatthang personally bra and he dont even fu*K with BKE no more he's said he's done and bob ezrin said the same thing the president aja is a B*T*H!! had him on the phone tryna explain himself!! the whole site wanted their money bac and were gonna go to the bbb on them thas how bad it got why u think they tryna sell the whole idea to dallas austin they aint cool their grimy!! u betta hope they dident jus use u and steal ur track they proly makin money off u and u dont even kno it they had a fake contest and nobody won i think it was just to steal peoples music!! they had in small print that they have all rights to the music submitted for the contest but dident pic no winner no runner ups jus the top 5s **** with the creator/ sound designer of the product dopesound! not them other fools like aja the prez he didnt make the sounds and he barley knows how to use the thang watch this vid even the rocwilder knos who the creator is now u kno if the creator/co founder leaves the company ?????need i say more

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And why u think thats sh*T at Best buy instead of GC, GC use to carry their software...now GC dont even want nothin to do with it. dont no real pro audio store carry that wac sh**! they already knew whas sup when they peeped that the software was week,...now u gotta go to Best Buy!!!LOLz!! u kno its a joke then. how does it look to go to Best Buy!!! wit $1500!! at that! talkin bout Yea! let me get a BEATTHANG!!!....LMAO!!..... HELL! NAW!.............. Then get it to the crib and tha s*it dont work right

look and sound STUPID as Hell!!

like u said the sounds thas all it is. thas all u need. especially is the sofware or hw aint workin right. spend much less on jus the sounds!
There r much better low-budget options like
MU.LAB 3 $106 make beats, takes vst inst/plugins u can import your own sounds/samples with the stock inst and u can record your vocals!!! mac/pc wit no problems!
 
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