Beat Thang - The Future of Music....or the past??

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IMO a bad name doesn't kill a product bad functionality does..

A bad name can certainly kill a product, and Beat Thang was a poor use of collective thinking. Bad functionality is no good either, but if your name steers people away, they will never even try it to know if it works well or not. Nobody would buy Hot Pockets if they were called Shit Pockets lol.
 
A bad name can certainly kill a product, and Beat Thang was a poor use of collective thinking. Bad functionality is no good either, but if your name steers people away, they will never even try it to know if it works well or not. Nobody would buy Hot Pockets if they were called Shit Pockets lol.

I like the name Shit Pockets, I don't see anything wrong with that name?? :cool:
 
A bad name can certainly kill a product, and Beat Thang was a poor use of collective thinking. Bad functionality is no good either, but if your name steers people away, they will never even try it to know if it works well or not. Nobody would buy Hot Pockets if they were called Shit Pockets lol.

Not the same.

"Shit pockets" imply.........well...shit.
The title: "Beat thang" attempts to appeal to the 'urban' demographic (and the wannabe urban demographic) by the use of Ebonics in the title.

Speaking of bad names killing a product..... Lets talk about FL studio for example.

The only way the name "Fruity loops" affected its market somewhat was because a lot of producers were (for lack of a better term) "ashamed" to admit that they used FLStudio because of its name.

Once cats were getting popular using FL Studio (Soulja boy) it became O.K.....

Did it affect users using the product....no. As a matter of fact FLStudio is (arguably) the most widely used composition tool in "beat making" today.
 
^^but as far as marketing, if the beat thang has a shitty name it will be shameful so less people will try it, the product will get less publicity.

I just hate how the pads are supposed to be a pc keyboard with letters n shit.

Who the f--- needs an alphabet when making music?? Lol
 
-all it takes is one up and coming producer to blow up using this thing and its got a shot (dallas austin is a bit out of date for the younger crowd) so lets all stop pretending like we have scruples and morals about our product buys people :cool: if that thang (<--npi) was what Lex Luger used to make mc hammer we would be flooded with a thousand operation questions on FP from people who just bought one right now.

-still ridiculous at $1500.

-This very much appears to be the product of a "you need to do something besides beats" from dallas austins, (and i think rocwilder)'s financial advisers.to be honest it always came off like a hustle. like something they slapped together and KNOW is gonna be discontinued in a year or so.
 
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$1500 for this little thing? With that money I can get a brand spankin' new macbook pro, use only garageband and still make better beats than this toy lol
 
I can get a brand spankin' new macbook pro, use only garageband and still make better beats than this toy lol

I know this is the trash this Thang part of the world, but why would you suddenly suck using a drum machine with all the functionality of a regular drum machine and MORE than the classic MPC2000XL?

As far as Fruity Loops is concerned, yeah the name was corny, but more importantly the bad rap came from all the new beat makers using it and making HORRIBLE beats because they stayed with the stock sounds and used only those 16 steps to make their beats. 92.8% didn't even think a MIDI controller was necessary or would even help their production.

I remember THIS VERY FORUM- pages and pages of debate on whether or not adding a keyboard controller would make you a better producer. "I draw all my basslines and notes, yo- it's the same thing" There was a time when you heard a stiff beat, with horrible sounds, you could guess Fruity Loops user and be right. Reason wasn't too far behind either.

This Thang is a regular drum machine with an expensive price tag. No, they didn't deliver a brand new beat-making experience. No, they didn't give you an MPC killer. No they didn't fully integrate the software and hardware experience into one connected/independent box.

But the marketing worked- you (still) talkin about right?
Was their hype crazy? Over-the-top? Yes.
Did they/do they have familiar names attached?

This will go the way of the Open Labs stuff. One cat on here will get and use it- he will become a star of the forum- answering questions and being interviewed like a celebrity. He will also say money aint a thang, which will fill all the broke scrubs on here with jealousy (happens all the time) and your love will become that confusing guy you love to hate obsessiveness.

You will argue all the silly points that have NOTHING to do with actual Production like...
Names, fonts, price, who uses it, rarely used features, minor specs...

And in the end, the person making the beats will determine what it's actually worth.
Prices will drop and suddenly everyone will realize how cool it was.

Hello Alesis Fusion.
 
^^^^^
bingo!!

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you could litterally make a chart showing the sudden spike in FLstudio popularity with the release of each Lex Luger track.
What did biggrome call it again?
FRUITY LOOP REVENGE.
 
It would sell like coffee if it was $500. I think the thing is dope. New inspirational thought process away from the studio. On the road making beats. It's competition is the MPC 500 and sp404............that's why it's a fail process. Dallas Austin and Rockwilder is cool but it would take Dr.Dre or Swizz to make this thing appear like it's worth $900. It's like selling Isaiah Thomas or Kenny Smith Shoes and paying Jordan prices (that's no offense also but how I see it). Shit man.......Dr.Dre plus a new color and the official Dr.Dre sample kit.............add another $1500. Then what do you know...........The Lex Luger edition. Give it about 4 years and it will drop in price.

I think Beat Thang means this is Beat Kangs Thang..............................um.
 
would be nice to have something to create with on that broke the paradox of

a: needing a lot of connections
b: was too week

i got my whole "flying fortress" set up and all but that consist of a// macbook pro b// lacey drive c//midi board d// stupid ilok e// headphones

that is a bunch of cords and wires and crap that i hate have to lug around.
 
pay attention to the bold red...it's all what this "game" is really about...VERY transparent.

F_or_Deaf, you are one cynical and jaded dude.
[non-serious question follows]
Do you get upset when you are watching a television show and a commercial comes on?
Do you say: "Oh my god, I see right through this! It's a commercial! Someone is trying to sell me something!!!"

All the things in red are only applicable when deception is involved.
What's the difference between news and propaganda?
What's the difference between being Bold and Different and having a gimmick?
What's the difference between supporters/fans/users/friends and poli-tricks?

If anything we should blame ourselves for pretending to be so savvy that we made ourselves gullible and stupid.

1) We are the idiots who understand our own genre so little that we needed companies to EXPLICITLY tell us their product is good for making beats. Thus we have the hip hop kit in every keyboard/product that no one uses. but god-forbid they don't put some in there. Kiss of death.

2) We are so stupid, we can't figure out if something can make a hot beat until someone else does it first. Forget all the tons and tons of functionality that is absolute OVERKILL for making our simple little hip hop beats. And so we watch tons of guys in the studio and rate the gear according to what THEY do with it.

3) To continue that same idea. We won't believe equipment can help us get famous until someone famous uses it. WE NEED to see a big name go in first and so companies grab big names- and then we spend our time trying to find any reason NOT to believe the Big Name. Even though the reason may be as simple as the big name uses said Piece OF GEAR and actually likes using it. Imagine that.

4) We are the clowns who want HUGE support, tons of updates and 18 different versions of the same product. When a company is large enough enough to give us that, we can't support them because they are a big evil corporation out to fool us and take our money. You can't trust a guy in a suit or a nerd so....

5) On the opposite end, we have the peer-to-peer limitation and can only communicate or trust someone who looks, acts and speaks just like us. And yet get offended when someone speaks slang or talks like a friend to us and not like that same guy in the suit from 4) above. And then goof on reps that act ...um....just like us...Wha?

6) We still really, really, really believe it's in the gear. Like my F'in keyboard/drum machine/library/DAW makes me the Mo'fin producer that I am.

What [insert product] is good for beats?
The one with beat-making presets?
The one you learn to use/program and make your own 'beat-making sounds"
Or is the simple truth that whatever YOU use will be hip hop/rap because you are hip hop and rap and therefore make hip hop and rap?

When you get to the point of realizing that simple truth.
You will use whatever allows you to do what you want to do.
You will probably use gear that you like as opposed to 'what's good for [insert ALL genres]'.

That urge can't be stopped by a product's name.
A product's price (unless it's truly unaffordable)
The opinions of others
Propaganda
Gimmicks
Politics
 
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haha at the u need an mpc or this thing to do anything...thats def not true...some of your fav songs on the radio are all fl studio or reason...hell i watched lex lugar make an entire beat just using his mouse and fl studio....no midi controller or nothing....and as someone who owns an mpc and never uses it....i think hardware is amazing, but its not necessary
 
hell i watched lex lugar
lol point moot already

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GRIF - I get where your trying to go but feel you went WAAAAAAY to morfius (<-- spelled wrong intentionally, they block the regular spelling of his name) trying to be the messiah of all this here. You had me at the "someones gonna buy it and everyone is gonna want to know what its like" argument but now its all this cerebral stuff.


"1) We are the idiots who understand our own genre so little that we needed companies to EXPLICITLY tell us their product is good for making beats. Thus we have the hip hop kit in every keyboard/product that no one uses. but god-forbid they don't put some in there. Kiss of death."
those hip hop #1 kits are actually great for newcomers who don't have the time (or know how yet) to go out and sample on there own or make synths. you seem to be a pretty knowledgable guy in music and have probably been at it for many years. one of the draw backs of that is forgetting when you were new at it. this is why madden games have the "play now" feature, now body new to the game wants to spend 2 -3 hours putting together a whole franchise before realizing this isn't their type of game. let em have fun for a while then go deeper when their ready.

2) We are so stupid, we can't figure out if something can make a hot beat until someone else does it first. Forget all the tons and tons of functionality that is absolute OVERKILL for making our simple little hip hop beats. And so we watch tons of guys in the studio and rate the gear according to what THEY do with it.

Much in the same way gearslutz members swear by mixing gear that was used to make X, or such and such was used in the mastering of X show. its not an uncommon thing for people to judge things based off of who uses them and how successful they were, its not anywhere near a hip hop exclusive thing.

3) To continue that same idea. We won't believe equipment can help us get famous until someone famous uses it. WE NEED to see a big name go in first and so companies grab big names- and then we spend our time trying to find any reason NOT to believe the Big Name. Even though the reason may be as simple as the big name uses said Piece OF GEAR and actually likes using it. Imagine that.
except in most cases there ARE lot more things involved than just a producer liking to use said gear. i believe luger really does use and love FL STUDIO been documented as using it forever, but you can't seriously look at a video like the mpc5000 vids where producers are saying how much they love it while at the same time making it clear that its just a paperweight in their studio (don't even know how to use it, clearing of years of cobwebs etc) and tell me that wasn't given to them to push a product. bigname producer being given a product to push under the guise of it being a part of his studio and noname producer going out and paying his LAST to get such a product are two different things.


4) We are the clowns who want HUGE support, tons of updates and 18 different versions of the same product. When a company is large enough enough to give us that, we can't support them because they are a big evil corporation out to fool us and take our money. You can't trust a guy in a suit or a nerd so....
again point me to a company that can fill all these rolls and you have got a company people will swear by, sadly they don't exist. most companies come out with a new product every 12 seconds but can barely support the existing ones because they make more off of selling you that new product. Call me crazy but if i drop $600 for a Maschine i shouldn't have to "wait till next month" for a bug to be fixed. most of the companies that get the "evil corporation" tag usually earn it in this game. these products are too expensive to just experiement with.

5) On the opposite end, we have the peer-to-peer limitation and can only communicate or trust someone who looks, acts and speaks just like us. And yet get offended when someone speaks slang or talks like a friend to us and not like that same guy in the suit from 4) above. And then goof on reps that act ...um....just like us...Wha?
im not sure what this is refering to but if its about the pro audio stores (such as guitar center) than all i have to say is this, i don't mind if they are talking just like me or talking more like what people would consider professional, i just want them to know what they are talking about. sadly, places like this are based on commision and would rather higher high school kids they can manipulate than experienced techs or even musicians familiar with the equipment. the result is a bunch of pushy/rude kids who know almost nothing about the very stuff they are selling and either rehash things they heard or make stuff up on the fly. i don't expect to get kissed up to when i am buying something but if i ask a basic question like "do you prefer this fantom g or the yamaha motiff for piano sounds to be played live" an answer like "they are sweet get them both" isn't really cool (really saw that happen once).

6) We still really, really, really believe it's in the gear. Like my F'in keyboard/drum machine/library/DAW makes me the Mo'fin producer that I am.

as sick and tired as i get of hearing newbies come in and ask questions like "which program is good for hip hop", i get even more tired of snobs (not pointing at you or anyone in particular) giving them the equal as droll "its not the machine" retort.

while ultimately the creativity will live in the artist and not the brush (originally and traditionally NONE of the equipment was made for hip hop), there are some programs that make things easier than others depending on what you want to do. there are some programs that are a bit more efficient than others in different categories. giving someone a nudge in one direction or the other shouldn't be THAT big of a deal.
 
Something would sound funny about using Beat Thang... even if it's amazing. The names of some of these products kill the "seriousness" that you associate with it.

I'm waiting for Krush Groovin' Beat Mangling Timbaland Dre Machine Gun Funk Helmet to show up - "It's all you EVER need! plop on the beat helmet, close your eyes and think of a song in your head and BAM! your midi progression is on the screen! use the built in microphone to cycle between instruments! Just say piano and hear how it sounds with a piano... don't like it? Just say brass! Incredible! The helmet can be yours for only 4,000 easy payments of $19.99!
 
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GRIF - I get where your trying to go but feel you went WAAAAAAY to morfius

and

there are some programs that make things easier than others depending on what you want to do. there are some programs that are a bit more efficient than others in different categories. giving someone a nudge in one direction or the other shouldn't be THAT big of a deal.

You are right.

"I'm waiting for..."


No need to wait. Don't we have "Beats by Dre" that have NOTHING to do with beats?
Same idea.
 
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