Trenchant
yeah huh...
shut up, i love you^.
"i asked her what's her number, she said 911, hehe"
weeoooo weeeoo weee weeeoooweeeoo wee
"i asked her what's her number, she said 911, hehe"
weeoooo weeeoo weee weeeoooweeeoo wee
and the worse punch line ever goes to ...........................lil wayne..
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RJLamont
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u dealing with a real pimp ask my old ho's and they will tell u no remote i control holes (remote control ) hot line
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cash10
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more plaques than tarter thats wack damn thats why so much people like wayne youll dudes like medicore **** sad sad sad
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cash10
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this just proves my point.I posted another group telling lil wayne fans to post his best punchlines this is the list that someone put
Imma Bengal, Ocho Cinco (had 2 rep tha nati ha)
-check my bio, i started out wit 2 O's just like Ohio.
-it is lil weezy they cannot see me they r like stevie
-i can get a hundred thousand up in these jeans.... big stacks, my pockets on creatine
-n me, im still spittin like a retard n these ****** soft they should b rappin in leatards
-im so high i can eat a star
-put a mutha f*cka on tha ice like tha maple leafs
-imma monster, everyday is halloween
-even deaf b*tches say hi 2 me, she tell her blind friend n she say i gotta see.
-im tha man in this b*tch they say money talks well im tha vantryliqwiss
-im so young but imma giant like fee fi fo fum
-u ****** suck like tony romo, no homo
-ok u want a zombie movie instead thats when u walk in ya house. n everybody dead
-imma crazy @$$ star like a f*ckin asteric
-im gon score like deion after pics
-i hope u die 30 times nigha murda mines. no fast talk im on that syrup im on that turtle time
-supply tha whole party, we got tha party poppin
-i got a great idea, we should have sex, b*tch im like daunte hall, i just throw up the X
-i get her to pop a pill, n then come *** the set, then i ***** rep
-they call me wayne. dirty south chaperone. so far ahead of the race i dont kno which lap im on.
-no homo, young louisiana, hit u wit tha 3-5-7 like mc hamma. n money talks, so thats my gramma if it aint bout the money u can step like a gamma
-am i the freshest doin this? hell yea i am fresher than the prince of bellaire.
-so hot goin out wit me is like goin to hell
-i usually dont do this, ok im lyin, these diamonds of mine just sparkle like wine
-i get so much attention from ur eyes like sign
-its weezy baby, im strapped like tha navy, ridin wit a halfa brick stapped to a baby. i b gettin money run a lap if ya lazy. grand daddy purp got me trapped like mazes
-bunch of diamond chains lookin like a buncha lazers, understand im sharper then a ***** hair razor. bad yellow b*tch on my side kick pager, u kno its goin down like down goes frazier, ya dig.
-im from tha dirty keep it dirty like im playin rugby, chick ride me like a old school huffy, let me see u work ya mouth like a ***** guppie.
-im high, dumb high, nigha i can look into the suns eyes.
-i make it rain on ya, u neva make it rain, like southern california
-the crystal sippa got sh*t up in my basement like tigga
-its goin down its goin down like theres a whale in the boat
-some ppl ask me why, i dont where shirt n tie, becuz they put that on u when u die
-i got it all but i'll beat ya like ya stole somethin
-imma rider inside of the south, got the money in the mattress n the guns in house
-money on my mind money money on my mental. super super soaker wet a nigha like a swim suit
am something is wrong this cant be his best...these are average... i am not a hater but just simply saying that he could never be the best never ever..he mumbles,mumbles and mumbles and all of these so called metaphors ive heard on mixtapes before well most!!!! **** wayne he s a good rapper but not the best
im fresher than the prince of bel air get the **** outta here
am monster everyday hallaween get the **** outta here
im high, dumb high, nigha i can look into the suns eyes.............now hes so high he can look the sun into his eyesss...then he will eat a star .............................get the **** outthere!!!!!!!!!!1
Imma Bengal, Ocho Cinco (had 2 rep tha nati ha)
-check my bio, i started out wit 2 O's just like Ohio.
-it is lil weezy they cannot see me they r like stevie
-i can get a hundred thousand up in these jeans.... big stacks, my pockets on creatine
-n me, im still spittin like a retard n these ****** soft they should b rappin in leatards
-im so high i can eat a star
-put a mutha f*cka on tha ice like tha maple leafs
-imma monster, everyday is halloween
-even deaf b*tches say hi 2 me, she tell her blind friend n she say i gotta see.
-im tha man in this b*tch they say money talks well im tha vantryliqwiss
-im so young but imma giant like fee fi fo fum
-u ****** suck like tony romo, no homo
-ok u want a zombie movie instead thats when u walk in ya house. n everybody dead
-imma crazy @$$ star like a f*ckin asteric
-im gon score like deion after pics
-i hope u die 30 times nigha murda mines. no fast talk im on that syrup im on that turtle time
-supply tha whole party, we got tha party poppin
-i got a great idea, we should have sex, b*tch im like daunte hall, i just throw up the X
-i get her to pop a pill, n then come *** the set, then i ***** rep
-they call me wayne. dirty south chaperone. so far ahead of the race i dont kno which lap im on.
-no homo, young louisiana, hit u wit tha 3-5-7 like mc hamma. n money talks, so thats my gramma if it aint bout the money u can step like a gamma
-am i the freshest doin this? hell yea i am fresher than the prince of bellaire.
-so hot goin out wit me is like goin to hell
-i usually dont do this, ok im lyin, these diamonds of mine just sparkle like wine
-i get so much attention from ur eyes like sign
-its weezy baby, im strapped like tha navy, ridin wit a halfa brick stapped to a baby. i b gettin money run a lap if ya lazy. grand daddy purp got me trapped like mazes
-bunch of diamond chains lookin like a buncha lazers, understand im sharper then a ***** hair razor. bad yellow b*tch on my side kick pager, u kno its goin down like down goes frazier, ya dig.
-im from tha dirty keep it dirty like im playin rugby, chick ride me like a old school huffy, let me see u work ya mouth like a ***** guppie.
-im high, dumb high, nigha i can look into the suns eyes.
-i make it rain on ya, u neva make it rain, like southern california
-the crystal sippa got sh*t up in my basement like tigga
-its goin down its goin down like theres a whale in the boat
-some ppl ask me why, i dont where shirt n tie, becuz they put that on u when u die
-i got it all but i'll beat ya like ya stole somethin
-imma rider inside of the south, got the money in the mattress n the guns in house
-money on my mind money money on my mental. super super soaker wet a nigha like a swim suit
am something is wrong this cant be his best...these are average... i am not a hater but just simply saying that he could never be the best never ever..he mumbles,mumbles and mumbles and all of these so called metaphors ive heard on mixtapes before well most!!!! **** wayne he s a good rapper but not the best
im fresher than the prince of bel air get the **** outta here
am monster everyday hallaween get the **** outta here
im high, dumb high, nigha i can look into the suns eyes.............now hes so high he can look the sun into his eyesss...then he will eat a star .............................get the **** outthere!!!!!!!!!!1
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-check my bio, i started out wit 2 O's just like Ohio.
Is Ohio the only word he can think of that has 2 O's in it ?watch me make a better rap " i started out wit 2 O's like secret agent
-it is lil weezy they cannot see me they r like stevie
i heard that said by non rapping people since like 2001
-im so high i can eat a star
Even is he was so long in height that he could reach a star, he wouldnt eat it, or he would die, assuming the other problems involved with being "so high" as to reach a star were completely ignored or dues ex machina was applied
-put a mutha f*cka on tha ice like tha maple leafs
only the 11 black people in the world that like both hockey and rap music will get the reference
-imma monster, everyday is halloween
this one is just plain old fashioned ass
-even deaf b*tches say hi 2 me, she tell her blind friend n she say i gotta see.
umm , deaf people are not people that cant speak, they are people that cant hear, and deaf people can still speak albeit not as proficiently and also, he probably meant "mute b*tches"also, notice that the "Deaf" girl that presumably couldnt talk, then turns around and "tells" her blind friend, meaning that she could already talk to begin with, and it wasnt that wayne was so hot/fly/fresh or whatever he was trying to infer .
-im tha man in this b*tch they say money talks well im tha vantryliqwiss
actually , keeping in line with the analogy, since it is money that talks (its value for exchanging for goods and services and influence being its source) the money is the "ventriloquist" and he would be the puppet
-im so young but imma giant like fee fi fo fum
thats just one of the most stupid raps ive ever heard .
-u ****** suck like tony romo, no homo
no homo? you are supposed to say no homo when something "sounds" gay. nobody was even thinking of a man giving another man fellatio until wayne said "no homo"
-ok u want a zombie movie instead thats when u walk in ya house. n everybody dead
i dont get the context. did somebody tell him "i want a zombie movie" right before that rap?
-imma crazy @$$ star like a f*ckin asteric
well, im not too sure that its even supposed to be a star, and if it is one, whats crazy about it ?
-i got a great idea, we should have sex, b*tch im like daunte hall, i just throw up the X
i dont know who dante hall is . it must be like some football player from the 90's that popped up on a google search when he searched "man that crosses arms to make "X" symbol " , for the sole purpose of being able to say "throw up the X like", yo son, find someone that throws up an X symbol with his arms
-i get her to pop a pill, n then come *** the set, then i ***** rep
too many crazy @$$ stars to figure out what it says
-they call me wayne. dirty south chaperone. so far ahead of the race i dont kno which lap im on.
ok, its not a play on words, or anything like that . he might aswell have said " yo son, im so good that people think im quite talented"
money talks, so thats my gramma if it aint bout the money u can step like a gamma
im not that up on my nuclear physics or the lorentz factor to get this reference, guess i better hit the books, also, gamma is an adjective, so a gamma what ?
-am i the freshest doin this? hell yea i am fresher than the prince of bellaire.
not only is the rap lame, but its also a false claim. Will smith is far more successful, wealthy and established for long run and whatever "fresh" means to many people , will has more of it
-so hot goin out wit me is like goin to hell
that doesnt sound like a good endorsement of his dating skills. "going out with me is like going to hell"
-i usually dont do this, ok im lyin, these diamonds of mine just sparkle like wine
yes they do sparkle like wine, in fact, they sparkle in the exact same way, so there is no play on words here . he basically just told you that his diamonds sparkle, and just in case youre not familiar with the word "sparkle" he gives you an example
-bunch of diamond chains lookin like a buncha lazers, understand im sharper then a ***** hair razor. bad yellow b*tch on my side kick pager, u kno its goin down like down goes frazier, ya dig.
-im from tha dirty keep it dirty like im playin rugby, chick ride me like a old school huffy, let me see u work ya mouth like a ***** guppie.
-im high, dumb high, nigha i can look into the suns eyes.
-i make it rain on ya, u neva make it rain, like southern california
-the crystal sippa got sh*t up in my basement like tigga
-its goin down its goin down like theres a whale in the boat
-some ppl ask me why, i dont where shirt n tie, becuz they put that on u when u die
-i got it all but i'll beat ya like ya stole somethin
-imma rider inside of the south, got the money in the mattress n the guns in house
-money on my mind money money on my mental. super super soaker wet a nigha like a swim suit
actually, if you wear a wet suit correctly, the parts that are covered with it would not be wet , they would be dry . this guy wayne is complete ass. i give up. this guy is not good or intelligent . maybe money shouldnt be his grammar
Is Ohio the only word he can think of that has 2 O's in it ?watch me make a better rap " i started out wit 2 O's like secret agent
-it is lil weezy they cannot see me they r like stevie
i heard that said by non rapping people since like 2001
-im so high i can eat a star
Even is he was so long in height that he could reach a star, he wouldnt eat it, or he would die, assuming the other problems involved with being "so high" as to reach a star were completely ignored or dues ex machina was applied
-put a mutha f*cka on tha ice like tha maple leafs
only the 11 black people in the world that like both hockey and rap music will get the reference
-imma monster, everyday is halloween
this one is just plain old fashioned ass
-even deaf b*tches say hi 2 me, she tell her blind friend n she say i gotta see.
umm , deaf people are not people that cant speak, they are people that cant hear, and deaf people can still speak albeit not as proficiently and also, he probably meant "mute b*tches"also, notice that the "Deaf" girl that presumably couldnt talk, then turns around and "tells" her blind friend, meaning that she could already talk to begin with, and it wasnt that wayne was so hot/fly/fresh or whatever he was trying to infer .
-im tha man in this b*tch they say money talks well im tha vantryliqwiss
actually , keeping in line with the analogy, since it is money that talks (its value for exchanging for goods and services and influence being its source) the money is the "ventriloquist" and he would be the puppet
-im so young but imma giant like fee fi fo fum
thats just one of the most stupid raps ive ever heard .
-u ****** suck like tony romo, no homo
no homo? you are supposed to say no homo when something "sounds" gay. nobody was even thinking of a man giving another man fellatio until wayne said "no homo"
-ok u want a zombie movie instead thats when u walk in ya house. n everybody dead
i dont get the context. did somebody tell him "i want a zombie movie" right before that rap?
-imma crazy @$$ star like a f*ckin asteric
well, im not too sure that its even supposed to be a star, and if it is one, whats crazy about it ?
-i got a great idea, we should have sex, b*tch im like daunte hall, i just throw up the X
i dont know who dante hall is . it must be like some football player from the 90's that popped up on a google search when he searched "man that crosses arms to make "X" symbol " , for the sole purpose of being able to say "throw up the X like", yo son, find someone that throws up an X symbol with his arms
-i get her to pop a pill, n then come *** the set, then i ***** rep
too many crazy @$$ stars to figure out what it says
-they call me wayne. dirty south chaperone. so far ahead of the race i dont kno which lap im on.
ok, its not a play on words, or anything like that . he might aswell have said " yo son, im so good that people think im quite talented"
money talks, so thats my gramma if it aint bout the money u can step like a gamma
im not that up on my nuclear physics or the lorentz factor to get this reference, guess i better hit the books, also, gamma is an adjective, so a gamma what ?
-am i the freshest doin this? hell yea i am fresher than the prince of bellaire.
not only is the rap lame, but its also a false claim. Will smith is far more successful, wealthy and established for long run and whatever "fresh" means to many people , will has more of it
-so hot goin out wit me is like goin to hell
that doesnt sound like a good endorsement of his dating skills. "going out with me is like going to hell"
-i usually dont do this, ok im lyin, these diamonds of mine just sparkle like wine
yes they do sparkle like wine, in fact, they sparkle in the exact same way, so there is no play on words here . he basically just told you that his diamonds sparkle, and just in case youre not familiar with the word "sparkle" he gives you an example
-bunch of diamond chains lookin like a buncha lazers, understand im sharper then a ***** hair razor. bad yellow b*tch on my side kick pager, u kno its goin down like down goes frazier, ya dig.
-im from tha dirty keep it dirty like im playin rugby, chick ride me like a old school huffy, let me see u work ya mouth like a ***** guppie.
-im high, dumb high, nigha i can look into the suns eyes.
-i make it rain on ya, u neva make it rain, like southern california
-the crystal sippa got sh*t up in my basement like tigga
-its goin down its goin down like theres a whale in the boat
-some ppl ask me why, i dont where shirt n tie, becuz they put that on u when u die
-i got it all but i'll beat ya like ya stole somethin
-imma rider inside of the south, got the money in the mattress n the guns in house
-money on my mind money money on my mental. super super soaker wet a nigha like a swim suit
actually, if you wear a wet suit correctly, the parts that are covered with it would not be wet , they would be dry . this guy wayne is complete ass. i give up. this guy is not good or intelligent . maybe money shouldnt be his grammar
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brainzzzz
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cash10 devotes his life to disproving Wayne as the best. I'm not the biggest fan but c'mon man he's pretty good.
The reason why I like Lil Wayne is because he says what he wants to despite how you critic niggas feel. He just do his Wayne and everytime he does it he does is thang. It's not always the most punchy omg lines but give a nigga credit for doin him...
The reason why I like Lil Wayne is because he says what he wants to despite how you critic niggas feel. He just do his Wayne and everytime he does it he does is thang. It's not always the most punchy omg lines but give a nigga credit for doin him...
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Trenchant
yeah huh...
3 pages max!!!
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DaBomb
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on dat ohio line it was pretty tight..... he actually said
"I started high wit two o's like Ohio"......thats the reason he couldnt use "just any word wit two o's" because of the HI part
definitely not his best **** but I'll say it again...... Dedication, Carter 1, Carter 2, and Dedication 2.......... He also got some gems in his Sqad UP mixtapes
"I started high wit two o's like Ohio"......thats the reason he couldnt use "just any word wit two o's" because of the HI part
definitely not his best **** but I'll say it again...... Dedication, Carter 1, Carter 2, and Dedication 2.......... He also got some gems in his Sqad UP mixtapes
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California
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well teh post didnt have that part, and in that case, the "hi" part in "ohio" isnt proceeded by 2 O's but 1DaBomb said:
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Killa Season
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yall got sum time on yall hands
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lilro
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weezy's **** is sooo basic, like he just says random ish
"always wrapped in plastic, call me the trash can
ya girl said she love me cuz im betta then the last man
dont mess wit h0es cuz im all about my cash man
pus5y, gotta catch em all you can call me the ash man"
-me in 5 minutes
lololol
"always wrapped in plastic, call me the trash can
ya girl said she love me cuz im betta then the last man
dont mess wit h0es cuz im all about my cash man
pus5y, gotta catch em all you can call me the ash man"
-me in 5 minutes
lololol
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Victory Sounds
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ooh my personal favorite
"like lubiderm on my new tattoo i had to kick my princess up out my castle"
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"like lubiderm on my new tattoo i had to kick my princess up out my castle"
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drummerzac
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It's not even just his punchlines anymore. More and more just a bunch of uninspired punchlines thrown into one big verse.
Microphone check 12 or just 1-2
I am me who are f*** you
And i'm 1-2 high you should look up to me
My french girls love it when we smoke the ooey
On bellow fronts i do and we smoke the ooey
I do me she feels me cummin like new teeth
I got paper like loose leaf
Come over here and maybe you can get a few sheets
My bodies unique like the sisteen chapple
Fresh (fresh) 6 pineapples
I should cut myself to see if my bloods red
Baby i brainstorm call me flood head
Married to the money
And if she leaves me bury me money
And when your not good then your arrogance is funny
And when your really rich then asparagus is yummy
Microphone check 12 or just 1-2
I am me who are f*** you
And i'm 1-2 high you should look up to me
My french girls love it when we smoke the ooey
On bellow fronts i do and we smoke the ooey
I do me she feels me cummin like new teeth
I got paper like loose leaf
Come over here and maybe you can get a few sheets
My bodies unique like the sisteen chapple
Fresh (fresh) 6 pineapples
I should cut myself to see if my bloods red
Baby i brainstorm call me flood head
Married to the money
And if she leaves me bury me money
And when your not good then your arrogance is funny
And when your really rich then asparagus is yummy
Trenchant
yeah huh...
the real young wheezy:
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cash10
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weezy said im so high i could eat a start i still cant get over that!! you will never hear jay z saying some wack ass **** like that..just found this........gillie the kid cracking on the so high could eat a starr line
http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshh0REWseXfUST59vT2
http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshh0REWseXfUST59vT2
Trenchant
yeah huh...
man, i think you care a little too much. it's one line, lol.
adam_rasta
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"It's Young Weezy F Baby No Abortion"
Renaissance31
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MUSIKFIEND said:WHO????
Wow, great response.
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