wackest rap lines/verses

elbee

elbee

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i was just thinking of that time kobe tried his hand at rappin. he was in some remix (i forget) with brian mcknight and maybe someone else. i don't remember all his verse but there was sumthin about a "sword slicing thru my body" somewhere in there. everytime i think about this i spontaneously combust with laughter. anyone remember this?


oh, and if u have a wacker verse, speak up!
 
Yeah here's summin'. From Memphis Bleek's "we Ballin'":

I back out my garage wit, new Ferrari
Cause I been pimpin this game since Atari
 
THA WHOLE PHUCKIN PUSH IT 2004

WUT THA PHUCK IS DOOKIE LOVE
 
"I'm like David Beckham, keep a mean shoe game
But like my favorite records, keep spinning them thangs"

Nick Cannon.

I mean come on, that's just ridiculous.
 
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Nelly in "Shake Your Tailfeather":

'Is that yo ass or ya mama got reindeer'?..............Need I say more? :rolleyes:
 
platinum graffiti said:
THA WHOLE PHUCKIN PUSH IT 2004

WUT THA PHUCK IS DOOKIE LOVE
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Dookie Love is that fudge packin killa cam sex-- boy yo aint know?
 
i co-sign Push It. literally every line in that song is wack. "bam bam jam cam in a handstand, ha ha self tan in a tan stand, ha ha la la ra ra na na ma ma i keep that blam blam" - cam'ron

and jim jones is even worse :(
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i'd also like to nominate Them Jeans by Master P

"i aint slick rick, but ladi dadi"

"we playin football no pads she got the cushion/ i aint bill cosby but i love jello pudding"
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and "99 benz jag coupe like whoa" -black rob

wtf is a 99 benz jag coupe?
 
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j-traxx said:
"they not dead i said they alive, lions tigers bears oh my!"

cam'ron
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as usual, j-traxx steals my answers!:mad: that line is sooooo trash it's gotta be the first thing that comes to mind on wack-ass lines.
 
That one posted about Kanye and Babs:

"Give 'em the pepper, hold the salt/
The Lebron James of this rap court..."


Dog,








"rap court."
 
Y'all faking the fizzle, I'm caking for shizzle/
**** a Sizzler steak, my steak stay sizzled/
Eight, boom, boom, my ace boon coon/
Shake, bake, skate, vroom, vroom/ Seventh to eighth, zoom, zoom, boom, boom tune/


and

im the most hopeful the host i boast a toast/ from coast to coast yall as sticky as post it notes/


somethin like that

someone needs to shoot these people
along with blazin squad
 
i find myself at night walkin the streets
trying to find what's really going on in the streets

old dirty - ghetto superstar


pras got some dookie verses in that shyt too.
 
"Im buying diamond by the pier
But when you stop, the only thing still spinning is your ear"

Lloyd Banks
 
YoungHové said:
"Im buying diamond by the pier
But when you stop, the only thing still spinning is your ear"

Lloyd Banks
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actually that line was hot becuase he said "hair" metaphor for how ya waves spin in ya hair
 
freesparkx said:


actually that line was hot becuase he said "hair" metaphor for how ya waves spin in ya hair
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Thanks for clearing that up. I didn't knew what he meant. I guess that line is kinda hot.
 
freesparkx said:


actually that line was hot becuase he said "hair" metaphor for how ya waves spin in ya hair
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either way the line is wack
 
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