Character Cypher anyone?

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I saw somethin like dis on another site. Where u get into a character's place from a cartoon, movies, skits, etc. and write a lil somethin like u was that character.

I ****ed around and got Stewie from family guy


Plottin, schemin/ the death of the one
who brought me here/ either by the knife or the gun
my sis aint social/ my bro iz too dazed
my father's IQ/ iz lower than my ****in age
kill all and rule em/ and dat aint all
i got beef wit everyone/ ****, even the dog
livin in a neighborhood/ this **** wont stop
horny ass bastards/ and handicap cops
rupert iz my only friend/ my robin ta batman
helps me plot ta kill/ Louis and the fat man
stewie supreme ruler/ world ya at doom
my only goal ever since/ escaping from the womb
no fears, even death/ aint got me bent
im all ova tha internet/ now im dissin 50 cent
u see my thoughts/ people ask wat got into me
makin Stewie Griffin/ The name of supremacy
 
ima be bart the simipson kid
springfeild mother ****er is where i live
my dad a drunk and like to choke me
my next doorneighboors act realholy
my mom is great she call my dad hommie
she a house wife whose often lonely
milferd ma dog das my hommy
he be trina date lisa
even though she my sista
even though she dont like him he stiill try to kiss her
I dont like schoool and I hate teachers
my principle don't like me and he lives with his mom
thats why ima blow up my school with a bomb

idk that was watever im do another one
 
Hey guys look I'm eric cartman
Peeing in your soup and fartin' in your room
I'm a racist little rascal rampagin through southpark's streets
Mel gibson maniac that jesus flick made me weep
But Mommmmm! I hate all these jews
Kyle's one the few that I'd kill after YOU
My attire's wider, but I'm not fat I'm big boned!
And my mom treats as If I sit on the throne
I'm greatest to live, isn't that apparent?
Oh you like the chili, WELL IT WAS MADE FROM YOUR PARENTS
sick wit it, the whole gang still kicks it
Butters here now and kenny rarely visits
And the imginations real vivid, think of some crazy plots
Like to exterminate unemployed hippies who just smoke pot
And now I'm MC'in so dope you're OD'in, I ain't jokin'
Kyle you will suck my balls and don't stop till you start chokin'!
 
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^ fo real, we gotta keep this goin

i'm miget mack from i love new york (in case u dont watch it the quotes refer to names of the contestants)

lil short nigga/ and i get rowdy and loud
**** a "knockout"/ and i still "entertain" tha crowd
leave niggaz "unsure"/ bout wether dey gon win
leave u sleepin like "yours"/ when i take it to ya chin
**** makin peace/ i'd rather just do it wit gun play
and i'll even smoke "buddha"/ in more than one way
"It" aint ****/ and i'll prolly "Punk" a chump
yea dey call me a dog/ cuz i really like ta hump
"Mr. wise" he stupid as hell/ can't get it right
i like my size/ cuz im already new york's tit height
miget mack, macks and pimps/ in all the playa's ways
let new york turn around/ i kiss ass like "tailor made"
i get savage like a "wolf"/ but he aint scaring me
new york's fake mama/ is even scared of me
ya niggaz is synthetic/ im really wanna pull it
"20 pack" can get that/ it's just a clip and 3 bullets
 
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ok, ill be wiley coyote

my IQ will help me find-you, road runner,
im diein to dine you, ima throat hunter,
not a gun toater, i gotta rocket in my holster,
acme hooked me up with stuff i ordered off a poster,
closer and closer i cant wait to ring your neck,
years w/o a catch, we gon have coyote and bird gay sex,
which order with acme i gon place next?
Dynamite but the fuse shorter then normal, i stay hexed.
brain is complexed, dammit that bird just punked me
fuk im hungry i need some motherfukin lunch meat,
i need some bird feed, to lure this sucka in,
with a sign stickin in saying "eat here and win"
whats the prize? no suprise your death and demise,
because all the years of tryin, i just wanted a fried thigh,
with a biscuit on the side, but this bird is fast dude,
and i like to fine dine i didnt ask for fast food,
this is my last lude, rude attempt at persuein him,
because the truth is im gon end up in the looney bin,
im already a looney tune, how much loonier can i get,
stuff me in a gloomey room and sue me for attempt-ed
murder in the first before i hurt my pal and he hates me,
the only beef i have is from highschool, he wouldnt date me
 
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man some more people need to come drop some more of these, their really funny
 
write mines a mickey mouse

from steamboat willie
to ****in mickey the kid
i started all this ****
give bugsy bunny a fat lip
punch donald in the nose
lift up meenie's skirt
piss on daffy's toes
goofy still complaining that he hurt
the first black mouse
who put it down with such glory
and th-th-that's all folks
end story

damn that was weak, but i just kept thinkn misckey mouse
 
Solid Snake....

I put down the binoculars, creeping up to this
masked man with rifle i tug on his neck till he drops to his
death this is life of one of the fox hound operatives
get objectives insert and extract, ok got my shiv
my 9 mill. silencer, my cigarette, card board box
and a vacation if i get to live thru the next hard core boss
ok back to the matter at hand off to the next terrorist
see a group of them i skip them as i'd prefer to live
i mean having to stop to aim my gun's pretty annoying
and there's no grenades in my inventory from deployement
so i walk up the ships deck from birds eye view
imagine what i could do if i had a first sight bro
i wouldn't end up running around the corner unknowingly
run into the next enemy so openly
****!!!!i try to pull the box over my head
but i picked the wrong one, he looks over i'm DEAD!!!!

lol just beat this game a while ago......
 
im bugs bunny im in love with carrots
that red neck never catch me he call me a silly wabit
though that short ***** try
i could never die
so when he aproach me with the glock
i be like watsup doc
I made WB everything that it is
but they still tell my cuzin tricks are for kids
I was micheal Jordans main man
in space jam
MIckey did it first but im the best
im beter than that bicth with the S on his chess


that was ok i just wanted to keep it going
 
kool

you can call me peter griffin/
or cocaine,hey you are what you sniffin/
see lois in the kitchen fixin a samwitch/
i'm still waitin for stewy to off that b*tch/
i told him if he do dat,the next is meg/
but jus for practice we be playin with her head/
trip her down some stairs and still prayin that she's dead/
well off to the clam/
with a perv,handicapped,and a black fag/
give me 7 beers,i don't know what the guys want/
but lois said we need to talk tonight,and that's why i'm drunk...
 
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bad post, was writing about the patriots and ghost in the shell, then got auto paragraphed again lol


im crazy tho
 
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Michaelangelo


Stupid @ss shredder tryin to end our future/
got me fightin off the foot up and down these sewers/
these lames tryin to run game but ima send em back to hell/
shouldn't have been fukin wit a hero in a half-shell/
on the hour every hour fukin em up like powder/
makin em all cowar, sendin em back to the showers/
they aint realized its turtle power, over-powering rivals/
wit breaks inbetween for pizza, wit out it im suicidal/
ima grab my skateboard, kick and flip these dumbfuks/
they can fight but ive mastered the art of numchucks/
its me and Raph, Leonardo, and you cant forget Donatello/
i yelled Cowabunga and this fool yelled Ocapello/
the final showdown with shred head, all of us on the roof/
tryin to take him down, but now we all gettin wooped/
wasnt til Splinter appeared, that shredder ran outa his luck/
showed him up, and let fall in the garbage truck, bones crushed/
GOD I LOVE BEING A TUUURRRTTTLLLLEEEEE!! lol
 
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i will try again,,,,
The Patriots

general schwartzkoff blew off the first shells to hell
world war 1 may be the worst thing since englands kings
china, america, and mother soviet to get together fighting nazi terrors
bad weather was philosophised for the future
big brother and billion bank bellowed though our mind

fast forward to a super traitor culture
where the badlands played the scene of a gunslinging vulture
cossack non patriot games gonna watch the
true meaning of snake equals inuit shalashaska

cold war tension invention of the BOMB sees crossed over hours now
world powers devoured down,
except for usa we train on the low
military might is why we shadow moses cloak,
arsenal and rex spray nuclear x RAY
a new age where solidus play liquid on the stage

super structures lucky day seven 11
nothing but chaos here in outer heaven.

ghost in th shelll..........


body double triple carting out of mass dump
used one for the last time my addiction is a hump to get over
smiley face replica hacker shake internet chatroom live in
techno color entrance theme gigabite third type this

we eat... special mad nano fiber bars
go to bars to plug into/ another persons shell
my ghost is now, floating in a jel
political sanctions due to refugee riot
all connected to the leader who moves and speaks quiet
collective live telivision incision
seppoku honorable men stage possible ascension

rather than detention
eradicate section 9
hunt them down with drones
the hardest aint the guys!
SPEEDKNOT SUPRISE!
 
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Wolverine, one of my favorite X-Men

Code Name Wolverine/ Real name Logan
no real super powers/ nonetheless im potent
boxed up like a monster/ stuck in a cage
broke out/ and went on an adamantium rage (that's a reference to the game on sega genesis)
nigga please/ u talk about niggaz ya wreckin
shoot me 9 times/ i'll get back at u in 9 seconds
6 claws 1 body/ you do the math
**** a switchblade/ adamantium slice u in half
without my claws out/ niggaz wonder what ima do
if u aint sick with the metal/ like magneto ya thru
dont trip/ im not the one to be stressin
they should call me xavier/ on the way i "X" men
im virtually invincible/ niggaz dont hear me tho
still got ya *****/ tryna suck my "powers" like rogue
so dont test me/ unless u wanna feel that blades
leave ya ***** a cyclops/ without tha red shades

(that could've went a lil betta)
 
since i did stewie ima do brian

u see me as a dog that talks/ or a dog that walks
u can see me a k-9/ dat outlines you in chalk
cuz im sick of the bulls***/ i face in the end
i get treated like ****/ oh im "man's best friend"
peter you fat f*ck/ you picked me up and prolly changed my life
but ya too stupid ta realize/ im f*ckin ya wife
if you dont believe/ fine, oh well
ya fourth child will be the only human/ wit a dog tail
i gets no help/ all you ******* think it's funny
cuz stewie left my ass/ bleedin on the floor fo money
but im gettin my pay back/ im so cold wit it
cut off his football shaped head/ kick a field goal wit it
im all bite, no bark/ not gentle im all deadly
and meg shut up/ commit suicide already
and louis one more time/ i'll leave ya back pitifully bent
cuz i **** B*tches/ even in a literal sense
 
I aint a super hero i fu.ck sounds so lube ya earhole
abusive wierdo, my name shud be clear its flash in here bro
ladys say im too fast, start fires when i undo bras
lightning quick typa sh1t striking any chick with a huge ass
im done in a second, pam said its less than impressive
and suggested she expects a longer session from a legend
'im called FLASH b1tch, so let me be' secondly 'you just a sket to me'
'i dont care! fine go check out doctor octopus's weaponry'
im just a splash in the pan, and damnit im mad
cos i used to flash with pam now i just flash with my hand....

lol...
 
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im super mario

don't care bout all the tracks/ and the shows you be on
until the whole world knows you/ just off ya theme song
and you thinkin you a soldier/ a troopa
until im over ya head/ and stomp you like a koopa
now everybody askin/ bout dat princess chick
but ******* and ****/ but hoes and tricks
don't be fooled that im a plumber/ im mutha ****in rich
betta believe me, me and luigi/ run this ****
wait till u get a star/ nobody can touch you
niggaz thought i was a dealer/ cuz of all the coins and mushrooms
and if bowser try ta steal my hoes/it''s gon be some ****
cuz i had princess and daisy/ off some 3-some ****
 
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