LL Cool J Stops Burglar Who Broke Into His Home

"The intruder will be charged with burglarly and ended up with a few bruises, while LL remained unscathed."

Methinks this may be putting it lightly for cool james. Kinda like the story of the marines and the guy who "fell" off the curb after talkin hella head....
 
I can picture it:

LL's wakes up like "WTF is that noise downstairs?" *licks his lips and proceeds to go downstairs*

Burgular:*after seeing LL in wife beater* "oh shyt this nixxas swole."

LL: *licks his lips* "I wish a nixxa would try to rob me!"

Burgular: *proceeds to run back out of the house*

LL: *licks his lips and runs and catches him with one hand and holds him in the air*

LL: *licks his lips* "WTF you doing in my house?!"

before burgular can answer, LL LICKS BURGULAR'S LIPS and says "finally"

*proceeds to whoop dat ass*
 
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I can picture it:

LL's wakes up like "WTF is that noise downstairs?" *licks his lips and proceeds to go downstairs*

Burgular:*after seeing LL in wife beater* "oh shyt this nixxas swole."

LL: *licks his lips* "I wish a nixxa would try to rob me!"

Burgular: *proceeds to run back out of the house*

LL: *licks his lips and runs and catches him with one hand and holds him in the air*

LL: *licks his lips* "WTF you doing in my house?!"

before burgular can answer, LL LICKS BURGULAR'S LIPS and says "finally"

*proceeds to whoop dat ass*

Lol this sounds accurate though.
 
I can picture it:

LL's wakes up like "WTF is that noise downstairs?" *licks his lips and proceeds to go downstairs*

Burgular:*after seeing LL in wife beater* "oh shyt this nixxas swole."

LL: *licks his lips* "I wish a nixxa would try to rob me!"

Burgular: *proceeds to run back out of the house*

LL: *licks his lips and runs and catches him with one hand and holds him in the air*

LL: *licks his lips* "WTF you doing in my house?!"

before burgular can answer, LL LICKS BURGULAR'S LIPS and says "finally"

*proceeds to whoop dat ass*

LMAO yooooooooo I believe dats the real story
 
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