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Bad Girl Friends Worse Housewives
Talkers
Women have this innate ability to think of 5000 different things...all at once. Now that all by itself isn't a bad thing. But living with a girl/woman who thinks that a man should also be able to rapid fire the cranial neutrons at light speed and jump from conversation topic to conversation topic in a nano-second is, well, mind blowing. Guys just don't do that. See, we think or talk of just one subject or topic at a time. When we're done with that one topic, we put it away and go to the next one. Orderly, organized, logical, and processed. Then we marry, move in, or live with a creature of the opposite sex who believes that every subject in the world is totally within bounds to talk about...all within 15 seconds.
[Plus,] when men want to be romantic, we don't want [this] going on...whatsoever! When we're being romantic, there is absolutely NO ability for a man to think of more than that one thing...even if we wanted to. We're just not programmed that way. If a woman wants to talk, she needs to get that out of the way early in the morning or evening. Nothing can kill a nice romantic evening like talking about the neighbors, the kids, the office, money, politics, birds, the grass growing, her mother, her brother, her friends, the washing machine, the doorman, the car, the store clerk...blah, blah, blah…ARGH! Sometimes less is more.
And that doesn’t mean we don’t want to hear it, it just means you have to know when to shut the ****up
The beauty Queen
Yup, it's true, and boys should be told this when they're still young, that good lookin' is only good for lookin' or you will just get your heart smashed and pulled out your behind when you see her smoochin' on another guy behind your back. Pick an ordinary, no-frills type of gal who likes you for who you are and likes to be with you. Even then you better keep your eyes wide open. By the way gals, that old princess thing stinks.
Church Girls
What about the women? I'll name one kind: Church Girls (at least some of them). They live in this twisted world where they think they can treat you poorly, cheat, b**** and complain, but as long as they go to church it's OK for them to do this. It's more like the Devil is in their souls instead of God.
Too-Good-to-Be-True Girls
OK, so almost every guy is bad. But guys need to look out for the girls who can melt anyone with their smile. You have to prove your worth a million times over while the greaseball at the bar only has to buy her a few drinks and practice some "Pick-up Artist," "Glamour," "Desperate Housewives," and "SATC" lines to guide them.
The Loudmouth
The type I hate the most is the girl who does not know that normal people can speak in regular voices and everything does not have to be screamed. Men, obviously, tend to be more laid back than women. Women need to realize that constant lecturing and yelling is not a desirable trait. And they need to learn to have self control. A person that gets so emotional that they can’t even contain themselves and unleash like a shaken up coke can spraying everything out at once is bound to failure especially in their relationship.
The Manipulator
How many times have I heard a woman expecting a man to change, whether it is me or a friend of mine? No way. It won't happen and never should happen in any case. If you are a certain way when the two of you met, then that's the way it has to be all the time. To expect one person to change for you is essentially cheating on your part … if you know the rules of the game going in, and you try to change the rules in the middle of the game, you are CHEATING!
The So-Called Feminist
Now you have the cream of the crop, the women that refuse to pay for anything, to the point where she wouldn't even bring her money along. One time my girl and I went to a place that didn't accept credit cards, and since I didn't have enough cash to cover both of us and she didn't have anything on her, we couldn't go.
The one time she did treat me to dinner, it was used against me for the next month -- i.e., '"You buy dinner since I got it last time; you get this movie since I got food last time," etc. She used me and didn’t even know she was doing it. A lot of chicks are like that, they say in their head they’re not gold diggers and truth be told MAYBE they’re not, they’re manipulators that think the world revolves around them when it comes to her boyfriend/husband, yet they treat everyone else like they come first and quick to help others but when it comes to her man she treat him like crap, fuss all the time, raising voice, always want to challenge him and make him want to raise his voice he sometimes have to refrain from kickin her in the throat. These Kinds of women are poison to relationships while they think their boyfriends are the problem truth is told and this proved it-they cause their boyfriends to act aggressive.
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