Oh my little weed-head, you racked your tiny little grey matter all night long over your miniscule rap, didn't you? Pobrecito...
News for you-- I was always playing. Still am; there's no other way to deal with something like you. You started the aggressive stuff (twice now). On the other hand, you should know that even among the "super-cool tough guy rapper set," it's considered very un-cool to malign people with disabilities, so your lame-brained attempt to insult me actually does insult someone (just not me)-- If I had a child with CP, I'd have already been on a plane headed over to bust that head one-time, so lucky you. Just letting you know that others might not be so understanding...
So anyway, here you go-- If you're going to unleash another "devastating attack," try not to make it so weak next time, yo:
You think you got street cred, it’s all in your head, silly Boy, best put yourself back to bed
You’re not a young lion, more like a kitten, give it up son, don’t you know you’re from Britain?
Experience, that’s what you need, until you get some you’re really deceived
Self-deceived that you think you’re too hip for the room, critical mass in your ego-- full bloom
Better get yourself back on the farm Young McDonald, stay in school so you don’t have to sell fries for
Ronald
Your name is not Vai, but you’ll still get a spanking
Maybe you like it; like Roger, I’m Ranking…
Sesame Street, Mr. Noodle, that’s where you belong, you think that you’re tough
but you’re wrong, just dead wrong; like Ernie and Elmo, you just aren’t that strong,
and your rhymes are weak while I spin like King Kong
You think you rock the pen and the mike like a vandal, but you’re actually the chump
that Ice waxed like a candle, you don’t have a clue, like that chick in the movie
Better quit before I throw you in the pot, just like stew meat
Like a drill sergeant, I smoke and tan that hide just like leather, while your comeback rhymes are as light
as a feather
Your words fall flat, like a lead balloon; your idea of rhyming—“Cow jumped over the Moon.”
Now, you can count the syllables, and act all "he's corny," but since you started to rap,
You've done nothing but bore me
Take your two hands and cover that hole I just put in ya, lil' mini-faux gangsta jr. porcelain ninja...
Goodbye, junior, I kind of like it around here, and I don't want to get banned. So go ahead, come back with your weakness; I'm
through with you. But you'll know in your little brain that you were toasted good (as will anyone else reading this).
And, since I won't reply again, just to leave you with a little something, here's a bonus haiku (look it up, professor),
just for you...
Haiku for Olie
Soft, simple, not hard
Thinks he knows something, oh no
Olie, you can’t win
GJ