Random Rule of Myspace

Salem Beats

Ki from Salem-Beats.com
If you're talking with a girl on Myspace who you've never met,
and she is using a group picture as her default,
you can quickly identify the girl by looking for the ugliest one in the picture.

Anybody have any more rules of thumb for Myspace?
 
If you're talking with a girl on Myspace who you've never met,
and she is using a group picture as her default,
you can quickly identify the girl by looking for the ugliest one in the picture.

Anybody have any more rules of thumb for Myspace?

If you can pull a girl off the internet and smash the first time you see her... so can most other people...

that ***** burnin!

RUN, NIGGA!, RUN!!!!
 
Oh yeah.....any "Producer" that friends you on myspace will either

A) Send you a message in the near future telling you they like your songs and if you need beats hit them up because they are working on songs for Nas, Keri Hilson, and Ludacris

B) Send you a message in the near future telling you they like your songs and for you to join their Mafia Wars crew...
 
they are working on songs for Nas, Keri Hilson, and Ludacris

usually they are working on songs for Nas, Keri, and Luda.

but Nas, Keri, and Luda don't know these cats are working on songs for them.

speaking about Luda, A close friend of mine did the hook for the "How Low" record, it's her on the hook! Carla is by far the dopest female MC I have ever heard.
 
- if she barely has any pics ... fake
- barely has any comments ... fake
- pics look to modely pornish hi quality ... fake

- if she has no regular pics all angles ... she bigger than she looks
- if she has no regular pics all angles ... she uglier than she looks

Thats all you need to know to survive hookin up thru myspace ... and
when you go meet up with them to do sexy you wont be surprised.
 
yo dwells...I know a guy that posts here(T-Minus) did that beat...the thing is I heard it on a Trick Daddy mixtape first and it was slightly different...but now it's Luda's song...you know the deal with that? Either way that song bangs...
 
- if she barely has any pics ... fake
- barely has any comments ... fake
- pics look to modely pornish hi quality ... fake

- if she has no regular pics all angles ... she bigger than she looks
- if she has no regular pics all angles ... she uglier than she looks

Thats all you need to know to survive hookin up thru myspace ... and
when you go meet up with them to do sexy you wont be surprised.
thats the way to live by. i have this chick who only has one pic who keeps tryin to get me to come see her tho its funny. i told her 1 i got a girl 2 im not interested until u get more pix shes been buggin me since august lol
 
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