Funniest Sh*t to say after sex

"See, now this is why we can't have nice things..."


"Can I have my money back?"


"Would you mind signing this waiver?"
 
"That was great... uhh... Lauren? No... Susy!... No... Alexis...? No... Jennifer... Not it?... Uhhh...."

"Damn, my friend said you were good... f*ing liar..."

"Your cab is waiting outside...."
 
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