"Jack is the one who gives you the power to jack your body.
Jack is the one who gives you the power to do the snake.
Jack is the one who gives you the key to the wiggly worm.
Jack is the one who learns you how to walk your body.
Jack is the one that can bring nations and nations of all
Jackers together under one house."
I just nearly choked on my beer. That is funny as all hell and brings back all the memories from the Uptown, to the Downtown, to the MoTown, to the Paradise Garage.