Rubber band guitar anyone?
Maybe you ate some refried beans, had the nasties and thought a subby fart could pass as a bass drum with some eq and compression?

Lots of people will sample beads/coins being shaken in a cup as their shakers, but that's common. What's the weirdest thing you ever sampled and actually put into a song? If you can leave a link to that track that would be good too.

Just tryin to see how creative some of u get.