All MPC timestretching is bs pretty much. I've been on the 1000 for a year and a half and i still can't figure out how to use it properly so don't even bother, just hook your MPC up to a computer and use timestretch through protools, Nuendo, soundforge ect. That should get the job done just as well. If anyone reading this post does know how to use the MPC timestretch though, PLEASE post it, i guarentee alot of ppl here are in the same boat as us.
peace.