Ideas for a vocal sample script?

[ProfessorMoriarty]

Hey everyone!
Im currently trying to throw together a script for my voice actor friend to read and make a sample pack with! Im curious what the community of producers on this website would want from a product like that. Any and all suggestions would be greatly appreciated.

Thankyou!

 

[Pumpthrust]

Howabout:
"It takes a real man to love a tranny."
then end it with that Jodeci "OOOOhhhhhyyyyeeeaaaahhh"