Semaj and MNK, no its not a lovefest

**Semaj** · 09-12-2005

When I am screwing around I try a lotta new ****, like my roll with mayo, I was tyring to form word structures together that while seemingly nonsence actually had a real message. Doesnt mean I do it all the itme in rap battles, or that i can't. I just make sure to have real punchlines otherwise I mine as well just hand the battle to my opponent.... Here we go:

O looky it's the FP big boys like me play here,
All I see are little mc's making this more like rap day care./

Your style is smooth and sleek? More like cheesy and meek,
My style is relelentless with an air of mystique not near its peak./

Yuur rhymin's like softcore porn some tits but no real action,
Ok for beginners but leaves the real peeps demandin satisfaction,
It's a good thing I came here to give them thier hardcore transaction./

Thats right its time for Semaj to spit and destory,
Right now your only use is to amuse me like a toy,
Unlike pinnochio you have no chance to ever become "a real live boy"/

I utter as much nonsence as any man possesed,
it's a shame my game has been sharpened by the text,
It's rhymin were I crime I'd be under arrest,
While youd be safe at home searching the internet for breasts./

**MNK_D.S.** · 09-13-2005

that sounds like the Semaj I know.

**MNK_D.S.** · 09-13-2005

fools persist to try and decrypt my riddles, categorizing ya skill aint the least bit simple/
cus some mcs is lyrical cripples, others spit drivel, somehow you land smack dab in the middle/

bravo, comming at me with my flow? you might get half the applause/
your a drip of the ol' c0ck, I mean block, Semen, get back in my balls/

you casualties is cavities, my writtens is like a dentist drillin/
rippin out ya mouth, them "Gaps" in ya raps and all those pointless "fill-ins"/

My writtens is like "Tony Robbins", you look to them for "motivation"/
the things I say leave ya brain naked and restrained like a mestruating mental patient/

your overall evaluation is like a slut with braces cus "you suck bad"/
you fux got as much chance as samuel L or chapelle gettin in the Klu Klux Klan/

your arthritic punches only hurt you when you throw it poet!, my lines are shrewd and abuse/
my views have you penniless and marooned like them people on the ten oclock news/

Hey,
you gave it your best keep ya chin up, seen more effort from a fat girl doin a chin up/
warned you bout that nochalant nonsense talk you admit you will lyrically get lit up/

By yours truly MaNiKDaSik, your not hot ya temp is mild and lukewarm/
can't compete with this genius, I'm Reimstein, your just jimmy neutron/

Nice drop dawg, good round.
Votes maybe?

**dub xtra-L** · 09-13-2005

if we is voting thats pretty close. but MNK's punchlines hit harder i think. my vote would go to him.

**Semaj** · 09-13-2005

My first shot was a boredome salvo... I figure we'll go back and forth a bit... Since well neither of us has **** to do for about another week now and I need to work on new crap, lol...

I'm not the kind to hide from a good battle,
So maybe you can help me find one after I slaughter you like cattle/

It's like a game of truth or dare without madonna,
the truths cause wounds that leave you in trauma/

You can claim it's your flow like it really changes the facts,
Your porch got torched by words forged from this cat,
Now We've sparred and your scarred Hard because I dominated more than shaq,
What will you claim next that it wasnt your best because of distress from a panda attack/

You were spittin like you were wishin that I wouldnt come back with another fiery edition,
Son, stop spitting crappy because daddy didnt give permission/

**ROMIL** · 09-15-2005

Mnk,DS hahahah u done called tha wrong one out, stick with the amateurs--

This rookie dun called out the champ, U aint nothin compared to me I'll tare down ya whole camp-
u said u was a boy scout, but you stay sellin cookies, in that little skirt I dont know what you could be-
Mnk DS ya flow is weak, all that wackness you typing, I kill it in my sleep, man, I dont know why im coming back, maybe cuz im tired of readin them long lines thats wack-
huh, I heard ya lil sister tougher than you, man my lil brother rhyme rougher than you-
and any of yall fake rappers can have it, if you rappin like MNK DS,you need to call up B-Rabbit- sheed
I'll let him and the whole 8 MIle have it-