Punchline time!!! Drop two bars at a time (gotta be dope though!)

[ICEN]

At 12am my lights come on like a Big City,
you see my lines stand out like the chick with the Big Tity.
This line will FRY you because I'm talking about Futurama,
you know chick with the one tity? Oh now you get it...futurama.
You know why I spit those conry lines is because I'm dealing with corn balls,
chainsaw teeth eat up the cob your the person with corn jaws.
But foreal I'll admit those bars before this bar was Way Wack,
If I rob you of lines..... calling 911 is the only way to get your...Pay Back.
Play back! if I rob you of lines..... calling 911 is the only way you get your Pay Back,
your boys are more like recliner chairs... when they get pushed up on they just they Lay Back.
Give a f u c k if you Grey, Black, you B i t ch N Stink,
thats why I clean this piece of garbage like a Kitchen Stink.


Umm no hate here but to the one guy who put "see thee = CD" Um no that doesn't work because thee is a completly differnt word then D just my thoughts that would be like me saying I spit lava(Java) like internet. They are completely different words. Just helping you out you should only put () after a bar for people to get a line like this. You spit piggy bank flows you make no SENSE(cents) that would work because its the same word but different spelling. Your line THEE (D) does not work because there are different words, there for you lines are like your piggy banks they make very little CENTS(SENSE) you see the whole reason why you can get that is because its the same word not a different word. There is no way in hell I am supposed to understand that the word THEE is supposed to be the word D they are different words.

No one talk about guns even though I'm On mine.
because your guns is like forum members ....there only registered online.
You see I own legal handguns in different calibers,
the only 9, 10, and 22 you've seen is in different calenders.
of which you own because thats as close as you'll get,
my bars have to be laxitive because thats the ONLY reason you'll shit.
On a bar, on a line, on a bar, on a rhyme,
like a weed fiend... my guns make you stop on a dime.
I keep rugers and nines like rhymes is a luger,
animal? nope unelss you mean your mom suckin my young dick cuz that is a cuger

If you wondering why I keep typing bars up ontop of my Matress!!!
is because its bed time and seriously I'm using bed time as Practice.
by posting 40 bars that improves my skill for the next day,
oh and ya'll think you flex hard.. when ya'll really flex gay.
none of you are my equal, you can't see me,
I wave my hand like john cena...they scream jinni!
Because poof I'm gone, not a spec of Dna,
shit on me? like a blind person I'd love to see the day.
You can't even match the crappy bars that be simple,
come one kid my bars poppin...they be pimple.
Now that line was cheesy as **** but laughable,
the point is to show this compared to you is laughable.
Because now I'm going verbal, bringing lyrical BOMBS -BACK,
sad thing is you have to see the eye doctor just to get in CON-TACT.
with CONTACTS that CONTACT your CONTACTS, you GONE RAT?,
the optimus transform when you meet Mega-TRON Gat.
Don't try to comprehend my comparisons they'll hurt your brain,
just like my dick did to your sister shes hurt in pain.
Shes crying telling your ass please don't Test him,
seriously what is the average joe compared to us X men?
You need the power of the tri force its link to gannon,
and I'm pretty sure you ain't a pirate so you don't think to cannon.
Thats why I ship wreck you and leave your boys in the water,
throw my pen at you watch as ink poisons the water.

[MattDubois]

Its so smooth when I produce I be gettin em loud
It doesn't matter if I have her on the bed or the ground/
Cuz shes got the neck of The Excorsist she be giving head all around.

[ICEN]

I'm like big ben with the big pen,
when I touchdown fans celebrate at the big win.
The shotty kick like punters that leave you stiffer than hunters,
that ran into a grizzly now they in deep shit like plungers.
you want to get your skills up find me in the booth, face,
the back end of my SCOPE, I ain't talking bout tooth paste.
I'm strapped like car seats, get a-wrecked(errect) no boner,
you looking crusty you clown krusty clown, no homer.

[BlackJIM]

People want to hate me?.. pass the AK please

[ICEN]

the AK? I keep KKK's in the whip like the Klu Klux Klan,
that will get you suited up like a New Tux DAMN!

[Esub]

in the course of intercourse i enter broads with endless force,
preventin cause of menopause they always come, like santa clause

[ICEN]

I ride big bikes on big dikes my sig freights all the pigs yipes!
Hot so I'm Baken(Bacon) pigs i'll microwave their wind pipes.

I'm just curious Esub, when you said come did you mean come as in come or cum Just curious lol and its funny because I didn't even know what menopause was how sad I had to google the def because I couldn't remember what the word was O_o At least new word is in my brain.

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My piece shine at night time like a polish shoe,
I wreck an ball(wrecking ball )....thats why I'll always demolish you.
The shit I spit crazy bro check your mental,
the only records you got? Check your dental.
You could never match me, I put in practice,
if you wage work! Then you'll get cut like taxes.
I'll take your coke, weed, guns and ammo,
Bro I can't give a f u c k like nuns and rambo. Get it?
nuns can't give a f u c k, but my dear(deer) can give a buck!
for that doe, I'm killing this doe, click pow what the...uuuuk!
get laid down like baby naps when the f u c kin 380 claps,
I keep that fifth like a drunk guy SCREAMIN!! I want my lady back!!!!
I got 7 years under my belt don't know any kongfu,
thats why I'm king of the jungle now pussy LET KONG THROUGH!
I write verses of material, my fifth clap like bumper flaps,
I stay with a steel muffler you'll get hit with bumper CAPS!
LOCKS on my KEY BOARD, jackass you E ORE,
no E ORE but I'll take this jackass to SEA OR,
let him meet his maker like Pinocchio did,
I NOSE you NOSE what I'm saying!...... Pinocchio kid!
your looking short on words and some a size you,
You couldn't get a tight rap even if they mummified you.
deploy stars, I'm hands on like a toy car,
destroy bars, I'm nut like soy sar!!!!. (sir)

I twist words to rhyme them hopefully you guys understand

[Esub]

from my mind i siphon wise rhymes enlightened by times i'm writin nine times what ICEN writes,
when the pen extends men decamp I send them to grim extinction with endless slams


oh and I mean cum. Twas more to not make it seems like santa soils his panties.

[JAYBEATZOFFICIAL]

i spit on bars like convicted fellonies
i eat you raw if you're my enemy
youre wack like trap beats
you stink like bad cheese

LOL

[ICEN]

precise with vision to slice this pigeon,
after I shot the bird down...not a single f u c k was givin.
met this homeless guy Al, you broke well how come,
well he won't sell his cover because Al bum(album)