Punchline time!!! Drop two bars at a time (gotta be dope though!)

[FUNKNSTIEN]

I love when corny rappers try and sound smart .......


all off top...

how can it be off the top if you are typing it? just wondering...lol

[1up]

that's one bar funk..... (good point though)

[1up]

should i enlighten? i guess I shall,
2 minutes out my day but fcuk it oh well....
off top means to freestyle,
typing or speaking, see i does it swell....
maybe one day you'll match my wordplay
but for now spell check a.k.a. check ya spell!

[tempCardell]

if you seek truth, my rhyme schemes like fine silks
i kill it in the booth like my names john wilkes
presidential, unlimited potential
always in the house consider me residential
when i rain down on the game, its torrential
f*ck a best of, every post from me's essential

[tempCardell]

temp c, the legendary emcee, i floor em
grace the population with each post on the forum
furiosuly hittin the keys, to keep pace
i place first with ease, each bar creates space
these punchline rappers need to get off my jock
i quiet the competition without the aid of CAPS LOCK

[FunctionBeats]

tempp... thats sick with it...


temp. c i think i got a little something for you
its my book of rhymes, some call it a dictionary
dont back off i understand it can be a little scary
i see it aint to hard for you to punch the keys a little swift
but how bout doin this off your phone while you blaze a spliff
i got my earphones in walkin down the block
i dont even think i can turn on caps lock
but since im out here you know the blocks hot
come talkin ill, you will get your teeth sprinkled like road salt
and thats only cuz im from the D.
the only city that keeps more snow in their nose, then on the street

[tempCardell]

its so clear they fear me, the posts they stop comin
the war drums bangin in the distance, they runnin
for you it takes time, but punchlines to me? nothin
i call you on your kings cuz im the ace dont bother bluffin

[FunctionBeats]

niggas know im the real deal, but dont call me black jack
but you know you can call me when you looking for that fat sack
got niggas coming back after a 20 just to drop a stack
im posted like a mailbox box, never running
put your drums away and get ready, cuz here im coming
im coming so hard, litterally so hard
after im done with you, you gunna be left all scared


hahaaaaa or i can break it down a little faster...


spittin bars is what easy
and aint no bars gunna stop me
but when its time to get greazy
im grinding, no stopping
straight bottle poppin
kush to the dome
looking for that girl you came with
so i could take her home
never bring your girl where i rom
cuz u know she aint safe
and u know i dont play
i aint bluffin, niggas got the straight

[FunctionBeats]

my bad guys, ****s kinda wack, its 7:16 in detroit and we got 4 inches of snow, did a lil wakey bakey, and loadin some now beats for the walk to class

[TheBigBangTheory]

I'm BigBang It's my name say it proud
I like to be loud while I'm up in the cloud
I'm on that vowel and I'm feelin it wow
Thizz hit's the brain in a minute like pow