That_beat_aint_right
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ameoba said:So, what you do is you take a few lame records (late 70s to early 80s) and some weak synth drums (for added flavor, throw in an old Adlib card) and put them in a 50-galon oil drum with the MPC2000XL (THIS IS THE SECRIT INCREDIANT). Add 1 cup flower, 2 eggs, 3 packets of Red Kool-Aid, about a pound of pastrami (NOT THE FAKE TURKIE STUFFS) and a case of cheap lite beer (Coors, Miller or Bud, pref). Stir it all up and light a fire with the users manuals to your synths (no need to read 'em) and cook for 2hr. Remove from heat. Let sit overnight.
In the middle of the night, the fat beat faeries will come along and shake their magic wands, leaving you with the track you desire.
Can I substitute teh MPC200XL with a SU700? And which way do I need to stir? Clockwise or anti-clockwise? Thanks b.