I track down the last of the ancient underwater dinosaurs and put them in a large (40m x 40m) room with reinforced steel walls. Next, I play "Baby" by Justin Bieber for 6 days on repeat without feeding them. After that, I implant expensive (+$10,000) microphones in small woodland creatures and send them into the room to be devoured by the hunger/bieber-crazed dinosaurs. I record the sound of the bones being crunched into my DAW (Ableton) and provide the appropriate eq, compression, and saturation to the sounds, layering them with noises from past feeding experiences. Only after this has been done, do I begin to consider making a new beat.