Your worst mistake?

[jkob]

my friend was really drunk and asking me to play something, her breast hit the tone arm and sent it flying across the rekkid. i just flip out and start yelling at her and everyone in the room looks at me to see why the music had stopped and who the hell was yelling.

she's gotta have big breasts

[infradead]

stacked

[ukcoolat]

well i've yet to majorly screw up in front of a paying crowd - but at a private party, a mate of mine kept bringing me Aftershock shooters (cinnamon liquer) and me being the alcohol fiend I am, kept accepting. Now the thing about aftershock is that it suddenly knocks you flat - well with me for some reason i can drink loads and remain fairly sober - to a point - at which I suddenly loose all ability to stand. Yes ladies and gentlemen, I ended up face down behind the decks. ahem!

Not as bad as a mate of mine who pissed his pants behind the decks at a party. but i won't go there....!

[hatti]

haha, hilarious!

[mattu]

ukcoolat - it's so funny about that pissing one's pants thingie!
I was spinning at a private party some years ago, I was the only DJ and spun from 8PM 'til 4AM. Naturally, after umpteen beers and a quarter of vodka, the urge to go and relieve myself was quite strong. Problem was that the toilets were far off from where I stood, I had noone to cover my a§§ in case I'd be stuck in a queue. I was getting more and more ancy, thinking I'd REALLY have to go anytime very soon. Problem was solved by downing a whole beer in a few gulps and then pee in the empty bottle. Thank god no one saw me, or knew what I'd done - except for the poor guy who I saw stole the bottle from underneath the booth during the final hour of the party. Don't wanna know if he tasted it or not, but he still looks at me in a funny way when I meet him these days.

[Manixx]

now that is funny!!!!

[david lee]

not a mess up, but a story

some total b1tch had the balls to come up to me and ask me if i had "hot legs" by rod stewart......i said to her in these words "have you been drinking so much that you haven't taken three seconds to realize what kind of music i play here" she replied "yeah, but you're a dj right?" i said "yeah, i am, but have you heard one top 40's hit tonight" ...THEN she gets bitchy with me and says "why the hell don't you have rod stewart, you suck!!! why don't you just like remix it there with your stuff or something" then turns around and stomps off.....


oh, and i went to the bathroom and when i came back she was standing there with her hand almost touching my BRAND NEW 1200's (i had just bought them that day)....i'm typically pretty quiet, but i let her have it that time.

[captdoobij]

Originally posted by mattu
Problem was solved by downing a whole beer in a few gulps and then pee in the empty bottle.

Doing that usually leads to the realization that you pee more than the average bottle can hold

Me and some friends were driving on the turnpike one day (we were in a hurry) and one of my friends had to pee. So he figured he would just pee into a gallon jug of water. Bad idea. The words panic and waterfalls come to mind when describing that.

[david lee]

friend of mine did that (in the back seat of my new car no less) and it wound up going on his girlfriend, we all got a really good laugh out of that..

[SoEasy]

You gotta check this out.

Picture yourself at one of the top most pristene clubs in your city. You know the one where all of the people look like they just stepped out of GC and Cosmo. All of the happenin’ twenty-somethings are there on a Friday right after work. Everyone is enjoying their favorite spirits and letting loose like they were out of town on their own personal two day vacation they like to call the weekend. By 12 pm this place has already turned into a sea of bodies hittin’ the dance floor with no inhibitions. Everyone in the club is clicking falling deeper and deeper into one groove. It didn’t matter what I played, Hip Hop, DnB, hard house and even some Big Hair Rock, yeah I said it. Big Hair Rock.
The crowd was begging for more and they couldn’t care what it was they just wanted more. I had a grin from cheek to cheek and it wasn’t going to go away anytime soon until she showed up. I turn around to grab another tune and there she is, the most evil woman I have ever seen, a 40 year old over-the-hill, 5’4”, stretch pant wearin’ trailer trash livin’ hoe bag. I cringe in fear. Out of her mouth comes the most profound statement I have ever heard to date. At the top of her lungs and from her superior intellect she screams to me. Hey DJ Got any “GOOD MUSIC”?

Damn