Megan Fox... What's the big deal?

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Yeah she is pretty but she has no ass!
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Goddamn! Spongebob has more ass than her.

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And that thumb ... Goddamn!

She could have a freakishly hugh click and who would know? Besides...?!?!?!


Anyway... I was bored .
 
I'm not even into "thick" girls (aka ****ing fat whaletards) but I find Megan Fox skinny. She's pretty as hell tho.
 
you guys either have too much time on your hands or are just plain old losers....

Choose the latter...


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We are none of the two...

I went to see Jennifer's Body and the kissing with that other chick was starting. I was expecting to see a nice bump and WHOOMP WHOOMP. Nothing. That girls back side was a let down. Everytime I've seen her in pics ...THEY MAKE her LOOK curvy and ish. But after seeing that.... I just don't get the hype... beside her being cute. Just goes to show you how the media can sell you something you wouldn't normally buy.


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LOL!

Found that looking for something else.
 
Voss25 said:
I'm not even into "thick" girls (aka ****ing fat whaletards) but I find Megan Fox skinny. She's pretty as hell tho.
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she has that arrogant-Angelina-Jolie-look, which I find pretty boring.
"pretty" yes, but not "beautiful".

and chicks with nice boobs but a flat a$$ is like a hip hop beat with thin drums.
 
Jerry: No, she looks completely normal.

George: Oh. Okay, here it is, I got it. She lost her thumbs in a tractor
accident and they grafted her big toes on. They do it every day.

Jerry: You think she's got toes for thumbs?

George: How's her handshake? A little firm, isn't it? Maybe a little too
firm?

Jerry: I don't know.

George: Hands a little smelly?
 
I'm just saying...

They built her up as a sex symbol and slowing but surely she not do it for me.

Here's a thought. When I was 13 there was this girl that I liked. I had built her up in my head and never said much of anything cause I did not want to get played. I'll never forget the day my brother gave me some advice about her.

He said," Picture her taking a shyt. " "Everyone takes a shyt"

I was like, WTH! GTFOHWTS! And he proceeded to explain, that if you de-glorify a person and make them as normal or as abnormal as yourself, it makes it easier to talk to them or whatever.

So, I did I pictured the girl taking a massive funky shyt one day at school. After that I talked to her more and she was kind of superficial and sort of a bytch. Basicly everything that was not what I thought she was.

I feel the same about Ms. Fox. I feel like all those Maxium spreads and red carpet myspace angle shots that made her look curvy was nothing but trickery.

BTW..True story.

Like I said I'm bored.... Sorry
 
but if you liked her without knowing her, then you were superficial too, no? so you being superficial was cool, but when it turned out pretty girls are not always angels..........it was not cool? lol

(just playing devil's advocate)

I was always looking older than I am (thanks that stopped when I turned 25 LOL). so chicks in their 20s were hitting me up when I was 16. smh

so I got to see both, girls and women at an "early stage"

truth be told: most "beautiful" women are boring.
I don't like boring. I like PERSONALITY. and I always looked for chicks which were fun to be with AND had a great body.
I never looked for a great body which was fun to talk to occasionally.

most "beautiful" women are approached by self-centered pricks with no charisma, a Men's Health subscription and "dumb chicks they fvcked"-lists (some collect thongs).

it's getting boring once they turn into WOMEN, because when they were still in highschool, all they did was look pretty to fit into the "cool kids club", without actually knowing...........why.
being with the "cool guys" was part of the "fitting in" game.

when you see the super-fly chick in some "normal" dude's arm, yes, it might be he has money. yes, they might have some "father complex". but most likely, it is because the guy actually CARES about her and knows who he is.

so yeah, look for a WOMEN, not a body. if you just want to fvck a pornstar-lookalike, book a session with a pornstar/call your "escort" service, get a hooker.............and it will turn out being cheaper, more fun and less work. LOL

just sayin.

so fvck Megan Fox.............and if you do it, do it well.
 
JeanLukPigheart said:
but if you liked her without knowing her, then you were superficial too, no? so you being superficial was cool, but when it turned out pretty girls are not always angels..........it was not cool? lol

(just playing devil's advocate)

I was always looking older than I am (thanks that stopped when I turned 25 LOL). so chicks in their 20s were hitting me up when I was 16. smh

so I got to see both, girls and women at an "early stage"

truth be told: most "beautiful" women are boring.
I don't like boring. I like PERSONALITY. and I always looked for chicks which were fun to be with AND had a great body.
I never looked for a great body which was fun to talk to occasionally.

most "beautiful" women are approached by self-centered pricks with no charisma, a Men's Health subscription and "dumb chicks they fvcked"-lists (some collect thongs).

it's getting boring once they turn into WOMEN, because when they were still in highschool, all they did was look pretty to fit into the "cool kids club", without actually knowing...........why.
being with the "cool guys" was part of the "fitting in" game.

when you see the super-fly chick in some "normal" dude's arm, yes, it might be he has money. yes, they might have some "father complex". but most likely, it is because the guy actually CARES about her and knows who he is.

so yeah, look for a WOMEN, not a body. if you just want to fvck a pornstar-lookalike, book a session with a pornstar/call your "escort" service, get a hooker.............and it will turn out being cheaper, more fun and less work. LOL

just sayin.

so fvck Megan Fox.............and if you do it, do it well.
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I kinda disagree, I've been blessed to meet many beautiful women who are also quite smart and interesting.

I'm met models who are teachers, med school students, law students, hell I've even met a model who's dayjob is a microbiologist and chemist aka a scientist working at a lab.

But if you are just interested in a body you are going to bored mentally. The trick is finding a woman that will arouse your intellect as well as your loins.
 
dwells said:
I kinda disagree, I've been blessed to meet many beautiful women who are also quite smart and interesting.
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I said most, not all. of course, in their defense, most "normal" women are boring too. :cheers:
 
lol, yall siitin here dreamin about beautiful women and sh!t, .... what if i told u kids that if u turn your computer off, go buy some nice clothes, get ya mind right, ... if u are at the right place at the right time you could be fukkin chicks that look similiar to megan fox, ... well, maybe not Megan Fox but you know, ... the hottest girls in the club, the hottest girls in your hood, ... i do this. No lie.

U just gotta set your mind to it and get good with god. He will do anything u pray for. I went to church and prayed for a skinny little chick with a tight little pussy and i got it, ... like the next week. Its all about the game yall, ... tell me why she took me to red lobster and bought me anything i wanted, haha, ... i swear.

Threads like this motivate me though....... if this chick im with now bores me im onto the next one on to the next one on on to the next one on to the , yea. I got pics too, she mad about it but i dont give a ****, .... hahahaha

Ima beast ima dawg ima muthafukcin problem ya you a goon but whats a goon to a goblin????

She say i make her laugh... make em feel good and comfortable, thats it.
 
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