Originally Posted by
Marol
Hello FP
I was in a Chicago record store, looking for the next amazing sample to chop, and had a hard time finding any in the dollar bin. A few minutes later, a familiar figure walks into the store. That person is Common, yes, THE Common. Well, as I shuffled forward to confirm that it is actually him, I notice something. He has women's kapris on!!!! Interesting, that kind of wearing isn't the typical Hip Hop gear, but hey, it's Common. Holding back my giggles, I go up to him and ask him, "Common, is really you?". He said yes and precided to look at some funky West Indian records. Something else pops into my mind when standing there, wondering if Common was Muslim or not. I ask another question, "hey Common, why was it that Finding Forever wasnt as good as Be?" He stares at me as if I said he had kapris on or something, in which he did. "What the **** did you just say?" states the angry MC. I repeat my question, "why was Be better than Finding Forever?" As of now, I notice a rather large vein pop up on his right arm. "I can't believe this nigga said this to me!!!!" Common states as if he is a Senator or something. The others in the store quiet to a hush. Did I go to far, or was he just overreacting.
POW
I lie on the ground, crying and shaking. My vision was fuzzing, and, for some reason, my dick was stinging. Come to find out later, that this nigga Common punch right in the dick. Yup, you heard right. The Penis.......
Who punches in the dick?
I know who, Common.
The moral of the story, when visiting a City known for House and Indie MCs, remember to bring a protective cup. Since the people there must not like being commented on by outsiders, pretictularly the rappers.
Stay safe, FP
PEACE
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