Dot_Robinson
Psalms 37:4
Behold. I come in the name of the almighty ones. The creators, whom of which has left us this digital realm, and that we shall partake in it's blessings, and be humbled by it's complexities. The ones who have uplifted, from obscurity, the remains of a world past, and have monetized it's traffic (Thank you Audio Fanzine
).But angered are these creators, by the pompous partakings, and lack of praise or respect, for the very gift they have bestowed upon us! Blasphemous they scream! Immature they announce! Repent they demand as their wrath knows no end!
But fear not, for the creators are merciful in nature. Like their wrath, their love knows no end. Merciful they are! Amen.
From their spirit and their will, I have created a list of commandments that shall lead us, their flock of sheep, back into their merciful graces, which shall persevere our spirits. Amen.
I. Thou Shalt Not Post In The Wrong Sub-Forum.
II. Thou Shalt Use The Search Function, For He Who Uses The Search Function, Shall Be Blessed With Abundant Knowledge. Amen
III. Thou Shalt Use Private Messaging.
IV. Thou Shalt Not Serial Flame, For He Who Serial Flames, Shalt Be Banished To The Pits of Hell (A Soundclick Page filled with Justin Rockwell's music).
V. Thou Shalt Resize Large Pictures.
VI. Thou Shalt Use {Youtube} {/YouTube} (Replace "{}" With "[]")...When Embedding YouTube Videos...Or Epic Failure Thou Life Shall Be Considered.
VII. Thou Shalt Not Post FL vs Reason vs The World vs The Universe vs Haiti.
VIII. THOU SHALT SPELL REASON...AS REASON...AND NOT REASON(S) WITN AN "S".
IX. Thou Shalt Not Create Shock Title Threads To Draw Attention To A Question...That Has Jack **** To Do With The Actual Title. Lame Is Thou Who Partakes In This Sin.
And Finally...
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Number X...
Thou Shalt Not Exude Extreme iBitch-Ass-Ness By Bumping Old Threads, In Order To Prove A Point To A Mod. "This Is The Internet", says the Creators. Catching Feelings On The Internet Shall Result In...This
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