901_Rice_Street
Rice AKA Clyde Drexler
It's hard on a straight man today. I feel sorry for the young guys. Man... yall got to compete with dildos the size of horses. Seems like 80% of women are bisexual....so most likely she is cheating on you..with her "best friend"...with a big horse double edged dildo...and there is nothing you can do about it. I see why a lot of dudes turn gay or bisexual. How can you please these women today....they got battery powered tongues with things attached to pleased every spot at once. We can't claim to be a beast in the bed no more...sheeeeeeeed...what you thought you did she has done 4 times already today...while on her job. Gadgets in her closet, and them small gadgets in her purse....you bet not go in her purse.....shit looking like lighters with edges on them. You wouldn't know what the hell it is.....it's a sex toy discuised as some other shit. More bathroom breaks and shit. We can't win. The hell viagra going to do vs a dildo the size of a Rhino? They putting dildos on lay away. You can get surgery to have a Rhino dick........and look like a dumbass. Big ass bulge all the time for the rest of your life because you trying to compete with a toy......fail. Dude think he the shit because he packing......naw dude....you ain't got shit. She can play baseball with the shit she got. If you even got a chance you better know how to use your hands, mouth, feet......all of that shit AT THE SAME DAMN TIME (Future). Fuuck all that.......you better let them know you sorry in the bed ahead of time. 3 hours you thought you were the shit...............sheeeeeeeeed......she got that silencer on the dildo. Talking about putting her to bed.......sheeeeeeeeed!!!!! She make you think you put her to bed.
I feel sorry for the young straight men of today. smh. And even sorrier for the men of tomorrow.
It's a wrap. It's over. No more shame. "hey man.....can I borrow your android freak". SURE...why not.
I feel sorry for the young straight men of today. smh. And even sorrier for the men of tomorrow.
It's a wrap. It's over. No more shame. "hey man.....can I borrow your android freak". SURE...why not.