lol @ Man Points.
Nothing will get you pussy quicker than to hook up a good meal in the kitchen. Women find that shit sexy as hell.
Well, the actual truth behind that is that they're glad that they didn't have to do it.
When you see women admiring a man in a movie, the man is doing something physical with his shirt off, something men do. Normally, they're on a construction site or something or are doing a repair for the woman in her backyard.... and SHE is the house cooking. When the directors make those movies, they know that it's not going to be sexy if some man is standing next to a stove with his shirt off with oven mits on. It just doesn't work that way.
When you get finished cooking don't be surprised if they give you some for washing the dishes too.
Some men don't have to cook and get cooked for and STILL get the "cookies" AND get breakfast cooked for them... (well that's been my experience, lol). I only go into the kitchen to eat and I don't even fix my own plate. Never have and have had it that way since I was 14.
They think it's a nice gesture and all but it's not necessary and depending on the situation.... YOU COULD LOSE MAN POINTS!
Man Points are not like regular credit... you can't repair / reup them. Once you lose man points... you're stuck at a deficit. It goes like this...
Man - "I've been working all day and you didn't cook anything for dinner?!!!"
Wife - "You know how to cook, hell ya bytch azz cook betta than me. You know your way around a kitchen!"
Man - "Oh, because I was nice and cooked for you, you thought you were off the hook!?!"
Wife - "I've neva been on no hook, when you cooked the first time you were on the hook..."
Man - "Useless tramp..."
Wife - "Ghetto azz Emiril wannabe... and you better wash those dishes like you normally do, and those clothes are still in the dryer and I don't think they're going to fold themselves.... hop to it Merry Maid. I'm going to sleep"
Man Point score = 125
^^^^ Not many left to play around with, lol
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My Mom kicked us out of the house until she was finished cooking.
"Go outside, I'm cooking.... you all are going to get in the way... go outside"
My Dad was always outside working on his car engine - new spark plugs, new carburetor... fastest car in town... and as we leaned over under the hood to see what he was doing... he gave us little nuggets of MAN ADVICE.
... and when we went down the street, the older guys gave us more advice that we came back to verify with our Dad before we believed it.
and ya know what... THE SAME THING HAPPENS WITH MY SON. He doesn't believe anything his friends say their Dad's told them until he runs it by me.
I didn't have to tell him pink is for women he KNEW it just by looking around in his world. His cousins' Mom MADE his cousin wear a pink shirt to our house and his cousin took it off and made pretend it was hot. She was in the kitchen telling everyone she was going to get him some skinny jeans and tried to ask me about them. I said "no comment" she knew why I said it so she rambled on about how its just a style and they're just clothes and then she sealed the deal with "I think they're cute" <---- we knew that the whole time. SHE thinks they're cute. We have women dressing men and dictating what's okay for them to wear.
They're telling the men to cook while they get fake weaves because they're too lazy to do their hair. They're wearing body magic and stuffing stuff in because they won't work out. They're getting fake nails because they won't eat right. If you're a female and reading this... post a picture of yourself - without weave or anything fake.
Cooking is another "duty" they got out of and pushed off on guys. They don't mind your pink shirts because she can wear them too.
Be a man... don't just have the parts., lol
