what sucks...

hope they don't decide to amuptate at the last minute!!

doctor- remember how we said you where going to be ok tommorrow

beast- yeah

doctor- well i'm afriad were're going to have to amputate

beast- oh my god!! i'm going to lose my leg!!

doctor- no its worse than that...
(long pause)
we're going to have to amputate your birthday

beast- HOLY ****!!! YOU"RE TAKING AWAY MY BIRTHDAY!!

etc etc....
 
adults should be made illegal, especially inuit adults who listen to house music
 
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no, its something secret between husband and husband
 
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